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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 67 points 4 weeks ago

My favorite is a complaint of Karens.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They are called "Americans" in Europe

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

An Americans of Karens?

[-] beliquititious 56 points 3 weeks ago

We have fun collective names. A group of white men is called a podcast, for example.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 4 weeks ago

I'm partial to "fuckton."

A fuckton of geese. A fuckton of sheep. A fuckton of ice cream.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago

The only time Americans will use metric /s

[-] dankm@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

A fuckton is 2000 fucking pounds. A fucktonne (note the spelling.. metric) is 1000 fucking kilograms.

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, that’s a « fuck-tonne »

[-] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

English fuckton, not metric

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Metric fuckton has more punch though.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

What is that, 2016 pounds or 144 stone? British units make no sense...

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, Americans use metric for selling drugs at the very least.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also for gun calibers (is that the right word?)

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Too true! ( Yep, that's the right word)

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You can't buy a cup of crack in the US?

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Volumetric measurements aren't really good for drugs, the density of the drug may vary depending on quality, origin or manufacturer, in the case of crack and meth. Weight is always better, but then you measure with half, quarter, eighth and sixteenths of ounces. See, we do have to use fractions after all.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I guess I have a lot to learn before launching my drug cartel.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Fun fact, in America, a ton is 2000 pounds, which is slightly less than a metric ton. In America if you order a ton of bricks, you'd get less bricks than you would if you ordered it in France.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn shrinkflation

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 weeks ago

It's even easier than that with most people I know

They just describe multiples of individual animals, objects, places or things collectively as just ..... stuff

Flock of geese? .... stuff

A stack of books? ... stuff

group of cars? .... stuff

A planet? .... stuff

A solar system? ... stuff

A galaxy? ... stuff

A galactic neighbourhood? ... stuff

The universe? .... stuff

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago

The universe? … stuff

I think George Carlin would say that the universe is a place for your stuff.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

I never disagree with ol' Georgie

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sounds like German

plane - flying stuff

Lighter - fire stuff

Vehicle - driving stuff

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

lol ... I'm Indigenous Canadian and I speak my language Ojibway/Cree

This made me realize that the modern things we named with our old language sounds like what you describe

Aircraft -> kah-mee-nah-mee-kook .... 'the thing that flies'

Helicopter -> kah-kee-noo-kah-wah-nas-kee-pee-nik ... 'the thing that turns fast'

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago

When the stuff hits your stuff like a very stuff stuff, that's stuff.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah I know ... like stuff ... I dunno ... shrugs shoulders and walks away

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I once knew a person that ended almost every sentence they could with, “and stuff”. I don’t think I’ve ever used the phrase since.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

Thus "phenomenology" means αποφαινεσθαι τα φαινομενα – to let that which shows itself be seen from itself in the very way in which it shows itself from itself. And stuff”

― Martin Heidegger

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Do those people count "one, two, many, lots"?

[-] SleafordMod@feddit.uk 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

A "fuck that" of humans

[-] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fun fact: The English collective noun for multiple Americans is a "volume".

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

Buncha time.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bunch of coconuts. A lovely one at that.

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