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The Rules of the devout (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works to c/196
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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 31 points 7 months ago

Lol I guess then those who eat oreos without milk are pagans, heathens and heretics?

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

I hate god and milk, checks out.

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

I have a suspicion that Catholics use wine.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 7 months ago

Mormons eating oreos: One sits on a bed holding the oreo just above the milk, while their friend jumps on the bed.

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Buddhists: the milk is an illusion

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Nah, the Buddhist leaves the oreo in the milk until they become one.

[-] tquid@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

As a Buddhist, thank you for considering this underserved audience. We typically get like two to three new jokes a year

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Hindus: get that thing away from the holy beverage!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm an atheist, so I eat them by taking the creme out and just eating the cookie dry, because I don't believe in milk.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Whole Oreos to mouth.

Into the maw.

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

I am Chinese eating oreos

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Quakers just eat the oreo dry.

[-] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Not before sitting in silence for at least an hour.

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