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Sonic the Hedgehog is still homeless, Sega confirms
(automaton-media.com)
Man ring inflation hits hard
You can't run from your problems forever Sonic.
The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
aren't most hedgehogs homeless
don't they just kinda hedgehog around looking for grass or bugs or chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck they eat
Chicken nuggets probably, because it's fast food
If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.
That got a chuckle out of me, ya bastard
Chilli dogs, actually
A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a portly old man.
A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a ~~portly old man~~ scientist with a doctorate.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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