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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago

... and relish goes in the pump action relish shotgun

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Not to mention the pickle minigun and the slaw howitzer..

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago
[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago

I would like to order a baked bean airstrike on this position

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

some things in life are just NEEDED!

[-] don@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago

The little bottles on the right hand side are the cartridges the gun dispenses from. Red tipped cartridge holds ketchup and the yellow one mustard. The gun in the pic is currently loaded with a yellow tipped cartridge (seen sticking out of the muzzle) and is therefore correctly dispensing mustard.

The gun just happens to be colored red. You want a yellow gun, go make one yourself.

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Condiment King will not stand for his weapons being abused in this manner.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Marketing Consultant: No, King Condiment, you can’t put red in red on an ad. They won’t see it. They’ll wonder why you’re selling a gun to shoot at food.

The King: But it’s great advertising!

Marketing Consultant: No, that’s not a great marketing ad.

The King: But they can still use red for ketchup right?

Marketing Consultant: Of course. And your instructions can tell them which is for which.

The King: It’s so confusing!

Marketing Consultant: It is. And if you had hired us before manufacturing millions of these we could have told you about using another base color with red and yellow grips and triggers. But you didn’t and so here we are.

[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

That's right! In the square hole!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

According to many, ketchup goes in the garbage instead of on the hot dog

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 4 days ago
[-] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I can't help but notice that's an awfully small wiener. Confirms my priors.

[-] sunshine@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Can someone remind me what Hank is actually yelling to Jesse in this scene? Fuck I need to watch this show again

this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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