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Should I buy it? (lemmy.zip)
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[-] HatchetHaro 74 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it's hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you're also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

your rectum doesn't have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy's dick.

oh and have more fiber in your diet.

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 40 points 2 months ago

How do i follow someone on Lemmy

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

your rectum doesn’t have much volume

Speak for yourself. I've seen what comes out of it.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 39 points 2 months ago

Well, no kinkshaming here :)

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

“Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"Will ever learn" is a bold claim here.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Very hopeful, then!

[-] Toes@ani.social 34 points 2 months ago

I suspect this would cause internal ouchies lol

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago
[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

Hand wash only, there are instructional videos on OnlyFans.

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

I'm suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Get a piercing and remove it before coitus.

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Would you say it has a plethora of urethra? Or a plurethra if you will

[-] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Looks like a good way to die slowly and painfully.

Edit: This isn't a meme it's real, what the fuck is wrong with people

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Is this supposed to go in the ass?

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 13 points 2 months ago

What the hell is wrong with you, God no. This is for docking.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How would that even work?

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago
[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Why is that? I genuinely see no other use for this. That would make a lousy shower head for normal use.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

Wait for a black Friday deal

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Free holiday returns until Jan 31

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.

[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don't do it!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For anal flushing, please, please, please, go easy on the water pressure. You don't want to pop your gut like a balloon on the garden hose.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2024
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