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[-] MalachiAzrael@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago

Just going to leave this here for no reason https://imgur.com/TOpeTeH

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 25 points 2 years ago

i feel sorry for the guy named Coomer

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago

Look, a rope! We can use these to- Help me Gordon!

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago

New Zealand (Māori: Aotearoa [aɔˈtɛaɾɔa]) is an island country in the southwestern Pacific Ocean. It consists of two main landmasses—the North Island (Te Ika-a-Māui) and the South Island (Te Waipounamu)—and over 700 smaller islands.

Two main landmasses

Two

Checks out. Half Life 3 cancellation confirmed.

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 12 points 2 years ago

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[-] CosmicApe@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago

Wait, why do we hate Gabe?

[-] berg@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

It's 4chan? What do you expect

[-] CosmicApe@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago
[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago

Running an unlicensed online casino aimed at children and supporting a network of other unlicensed online casinos aimed at children.

But other than that I'd say he's hard to hate.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

Did he? Because I got to say that's news to me.

[-] mercury 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah csgo, TF2, and dota lootboxes

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That isn't anything to do with valve though is it.

The CS Go gambling thing was being done off-site by a 3rd party, Gabe Newell/Valve were never involved. I have no idea what about TF2 you are relating to because that's an ancient game and you provide no context. And dota loot boxes are also nothing to do with valve

[-] SON_OF_SUNS@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

The point is that the entire system of 'crate that needs to be unlocked with a key for a random reward' is in itself already a form of gambling, especially as the various rewards have a value through the steam marketplace.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

But not run by Valve.

My question is why does green text seem to think that Gabe Newell (in particular) is some kind of Uber black market gambling criminal.

[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

Of course its run by valve, who else do you think would run it?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

What's run by valve?

The third party gambling site?

[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

The paid loot boxes and skins with actual cash value that are integrated into CSGO and TF2. You can gamble inside the game without any third party tools and get your cashout as steam wallet funds or use a third party website to cash out for money.

[-] Poiar@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Yes, one post means that literally everyone in this agrees

[-] Jmr@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Gaben is amazing

[-] comedy@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

Please tell me this is real

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Hubi@feddit.de 70 points 2 years ago

It's an edit. The original pic is from his reddit AMA a few years ago.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

>falling for that clear edit

Come on, dude...

[-] Gullible@kbin.cafe 5 points 2 years ago

I dunno, opacity seems pretty high to me.

[-] esadatari@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I read it as "big deck energy"... It sounded anyway right

[-] extant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think it's emergency, he's asking for big dick.

[-] Photographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Do you have a problem with the neighbours always mocking your deck? Or do you envy your neighbours deck?

[-] a1_15@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

ayo, Gabe is a Windows user!? :D

[-] Oha@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Hes looking for snipers relatives

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