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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 250 points 4 months ago

MAGA admits to wanting to fuck young looking boys.

How entirely expected.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 185 points 4 months ago

That's some "don't bully me, I'll cum" level comedy

[-] frezik@midwest.social 174 points 4 months ago

The most generous interpretation I've got is that he doesn't know what concubine means.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago

If he doesn't know what it means, what does he think it means?

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Probably thinks it's just a normal servant or slave, not a sexual one.

[-] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

And the only thing preventing him from doing whatever he thinks it means is social media

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[-] undercrust@lemmy.ca 117 points 4 months ago

Seems like something a groomer would say.

[-] _bcron_@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

He at least seems to have some sort of rudimentary age verification process going on

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

“Old enough to vote, old enough for muh scrote!”, this guy, probably.

[-] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

God I'm getting old. They don't look anywhere near old enough to vote to me.

I hate going to the pub now as it's full of children looking people.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's because kids these days don't smoke cigarettes. They really do make you look older.

Vapes and pouches just don't do it the same. You need the tar.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

You know, that actually makes a little sense. I smoked and I looked a bit more... worn when I was 18.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago

It's hard to tell, some days, if our memories are sepia-toned, or nicotine-stained.

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[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I know. We’re not getting older, they’re getting younger.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

You made me think of Dennis Quaid's speech in Breaking Away.

You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback in high school. Still think so, too. Can't even bring myself to light a cigarette 'cause I keep thinkin' I gotta stay in shape. You know what really gets me, though? I mean, here I am, I gotta live in this stinkin' town, and I gotta read in the newspapers about some hot-shot kid, new star of the college team. Every year, it's gonna be a new one. Every year it's never gonna be me. I'm just gonna be Mike. Twenty year-old Mike. Thirty year-old Mike. Old, mean old man Mike. These college kids out here - they're never gonna get old or out of shape 'cause new ones come along every year. And they're gonna keep calling us 'Cutters'. To them, it's just a dirty word. To me, it's just somethin' else I never got a chance to be.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

You're not wrong. Back in the day people would work younger and longer and more outdoorsy jobs and have more exterior day time entertainment.

Now a days people work more indoors and do more indoor activities and also just have better general skin care. Younger peoples skin just looks better now than it did back in the day for the same aged people.

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

I'm 40 going on 60, (thanks Iraq), and I can no longer tell the difference between a high school kid and a college kid. I've decided everyone below 25 is a kid, but I recognize it would be ridiculous to make that the age of majority.

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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago

Real men are 🤔 gay for little boys?

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 29 points 4 months ago

There is nothing more manly than gay sex.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 4 months ago

Incorrect, there is one thing.

A child born from pure masculine love, completely free of the taint of feminity.

(NSFW, it's Oglaf)

https://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Semen is full of protein and testosterone. If you really want to be manly, you'd drink man juice!

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[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago

Yo somebody check this guy's PC

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

Why does the existence or not of social media seem to be the thing that's tempering his apparent desire to rape young fellas en masse? I mean, I'm happy that something is tempering his sexual brutality, but it's still pretty strange that it's social media. It would be like me saying I would be out there murdering media studies students with a machete if it weren't for the existence of VCR instruction manuals.

And how is this some kind of rebuttal to "real men support Harris"? Is he saying "real men rape significantly younger, more vulnerable men not yet hardened and jaded by the horrors of war"?

I'm beyond confused.

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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 56 points 4 months ago

That’s pretty gay to be honest

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago

Reminded me of this

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago

He lets social media stop him from owning sex slaves? What a pansy.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago

That is literally what he has said, yes. There is no other possible interpretation to the words he used.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

someone should forward this to the FBI

[-] spector@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago

So anyone have NAMBLA on their bingo card?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

These are voters, so they’re at the age of consent. Guy’s just a creep not a pedo

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 20 points 4 months ago

I have a slight feeling that if xitter was more commonly used for longer texts, the fellow there would've gone into very fine detail of just how much he'd treat those boys as concubines

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 months ago
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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

It seems like this is why they fear gays are all pedophiles. Projection?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

I don't like reporting people to feds but I think we should check this dude's drives...

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Huh, I guess he means they would not be important.

Looks up definition

Wait, what the fuck??? That came out of nowhere

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[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Why don’t you have a seat right over there Mr. O’Neill?

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Well that's not creepy or anything

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