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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 257 points 9 months ago

If not friend, why friend shaped

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 126 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago

There are socialized individuals that can be handled by their trainers, but yeah they're not house cats, they haven't spent thousands of years adapting to humans, and they will casually maul you.

[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago
[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wet Cougar in the bathtub.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago
[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 9 months ago

Nah. Mountain lion.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

IT'S NOT A PUUUUUMAAAAHHH

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago
[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago
[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

[-] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 21 points 9 months ago

I actually think it's a mountain lion ;)

[-] Lennny@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago

I think it's just precious.

[-] django@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 9 months ago

Awww, it wants to pet the little ape.

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 9 months ago

TIL There are hot mountain lions in my area.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago

This was actually a very informative link, thank you for sharing.

[-] abaddon@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

What in Sam hell is a puma?

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] TaTTe@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN GARDENS! (It's a reference, let's see if someone gets it)

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN GARDENS! THIS- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

Or, it could be a catamount.

[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago
[-] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

I was thinking huh he could play Beast in beauty and the beast, well it turns out he was Beast in a fucking TV show

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

check out a movie called city of lost children. he's great in it but also the least interesting thing about it.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

Holy shit that film is so good and also like a really weirdly niche reference

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yep, and Sarah Connor played Beauty.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

That's all fun and games until he eats your face

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 46 points 9 months ago

Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I've raised from kittendom, who'd easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.

*because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you're a bloody arsehole.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.

It's fortunate their primary prey is plastic.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 29 points 9 months ago

I have a 22 pound part maine coon with extra murder beans and I do not fuck with him when he's in a mood. We've had to give him a bath a couple of times and I wear leather to keep myself safe

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I've had two pet cats as an adult. The first one was very chill, probably because she grew up as a stray and appreciated being inside and cared for. The second one we got as a kitten, and she'll bite not only when she's upset about being grabbed, but also to show affection. Luckily, she hasn't figured out that biting hard is a thing yet, so she just kind of gnaws on you without breaking the skin. She hasn't yet figured out that she can intentionally try to claw people in anger/defense either, so the only times she ever actually does damage is when she climbs on you and uses her claws to hold on.

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

This! I love my sweet boy and he's so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago
[-] Zorsith 19 points 9 months ago

He puts on a delightful and majestic display of smugness.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

Toxoplasmosis is a Hell of a drug.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

This is my kind of shoulder cat.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

I think you may be his type of shoulder human

[-] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 1 points 9 months ago

Squish that cat

[-] Jumpingspiderman@reddthat.com 25 points 9 months ago

They really are beautiful animals. Deadly beauty.

[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 6 points 9 months ago

You may not want to know this, but you have described me perfectly

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

I'm certain the mountain lion is calculating his/her next meal within the house.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

ILL TAKE IT!! imagine the snuggles that thing could give you 🤩

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

It'll snuggle you for the rest of your life.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

That looks a lot my cat. I had to get rid of it because I was allergic.

And because it ate my leg. Bit it clean off.

I miss you, kitty. 😥

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Maybe you shouldn't be seafood if you don't want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

Airborne seafood.

Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.

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