Leia made ableist remarks about a storm trooper once. Both sides are the same!
Plus, as a member of the Imperial Senate, she's obviously part of The Swamp that must be drained.
(I also hear she emigrated to Alderaan illegally.)
Also, look at her counsel. My brother's wife's hairdresser's mechanic said that there's very big questions about where Chewbacca's from. He hasn't even released his birth certificate!
Why do you support terrorists?
The Empire has a right to defend itself
Those Rebel Terrorists were using human shields
The ones responsible for the destruction of Alderaan were those Rebel Terrorists, we gave a very humane 30 minute evacuation warning after all
The rebels destroyed Alderaan with their own superweapon they had been developing underground. The Imperial Navy is the most moral force in the galaxy.
OK, the Death Star did fire on Alderaan, but it was a targeted, focused strike that hit a rebel facility which caused their superweapon to explode and destroy the planet, the Empire had no idea that would happen. The Imperial Navy is the most moral force in the galaxy.
OK, the Death Star did destroy the planet, but the rebels were still developing a superweapon and even more people would've died otherwise. The Imperial Navy is the most moral force in the galaxy.
OK, the rebels weren't developing a superweapon on Alderaan, but the destruction of the planet were the actions of a rogue moff acting without approval. The Imperial Navy is the most moral force in the galaxy.
OK, the Emperor's right hand man was in the room when it was decided, but Emperor Palpatine has invited every surviving Alderaanian to his own private resort world, and they're also rebuilding with a new colony on Ejolus. The Imperial Navy is the most moral force in the galaxy.
OK, the colony on Ejolus has been wiped out, but they were harboring rebels. The Imperial Navy is the most moral force in the galaxy.
I know Vader choked the life out of the last person who questioned him, but I haven't seen Leia do enough challenging media interviews.
Spicy thread and I’m just going to go get my popcorn
No, you must participate! You're the reason this country is falling apart!!
'Princess' establishment chosen Lyin' Leiyah is clearly just trying to turn the empire back into the corrupt old Republic and force everyone to accept all aliens including the despicable Gran who don't deserve rights because they don't look or act like me. I heard she was even there when Alderaan was destroyed and did nothing.
Ho ho!
Hey hey!
What planet did Leia blow up today?
Death Stars don't kill people. Traitors who won't give up the location of the secret Rebel base kill people.
Vader's spokesman said there was a floating planet of trash floating in space called Tatooine
She kissed her brother once and her father is a known criminal, open your eyes sheeple
I must have missed the part of the movie where Leia devotes a significant amount of her planets resources to building the deathstar while her constituents screamed for her to stop
I see that you understand that, much like a vice president, that is something someone with the powers of a princess can do.
Vader didn't blow up a planet. He didn't stop it from getting blown up but he was more of an accessory to it.
Trump didn't stop Jamal Kashoggi from getting murdered with a meat saw, so I guess they're similar that way.
Did Leia keep claiming she wants the most lethal military in the galaxy too?
She was a leading figure in a paramilitary organisation, both before and after the death of the emperor. So, maybe?
Yeah, you'd think that would be exactly what she wanted.
What are her policies?
In this analogy, did Princess Leia build the Death Star and blow up Alderaan? Ridiculous levels of whitewashing.
How the fuck do you cast the democrats as having no agency
Yeah, what's her specific plan to tackle the issues that people care about?
No, Elon Musk is Leia and Trump is Han Solo. I'll link you the fan fic.
That's okay. You really don't have to go to the trouble. You really don't have to.
I think you're going to like the part about Luke and Leia's kiss though. I'm not going to spoil it though, ok I can't help myself
spoiler
Rudy Giuliani is Luke
Is that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”
I'm just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.
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