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Blessica Blimpson (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there's no chance you willingly take someone's name and then go on and complain about your actions.

Fake.

[-] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

yup, I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $500, Alex.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 279 points 5 days ago

Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.

Ok.....

The name Blessica sucks.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 129 points 5 days ago

Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago

Or whose last name is Blimpson.

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

someone who likes the name Blessica

I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 169 points 5 days ago

It's a child not a vanity plate

[-] beefbot 16 points 5 days ago

Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago

Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they're still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let's focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.

I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I'm not really seeing the connection.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago
[-] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

A perfectly cromulent name.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 117 points 5 days ago

She won't get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson...no will care, they'll be too busy making of "Blessica"

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 days ago

And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they're overweight

[-] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 165 points 5 days ago

Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 34 points 5 days ago

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can't meet expectations.

Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren't allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I feel like I wouldn't even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 125 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost

Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in

[-] huginn@feddit.it 57 points 5 days ago

The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster's submission history I'm seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.

... I don't think it's a shit post.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Nah there's no record of 'Blimpson' being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.

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[-] Darohan@lemmy.zip 117 points 5 days ago

Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been

Lives in a dream

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 53 points 5 days ago

Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...

[-] Batman@sopuli.xyz 28 points 5 days ago

Where DO they all blome from?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago
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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 84 points 5 days ago

thanks to my husband

It's all my husband's fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn't matter to me. They're my creation, and what I want is all that matters.

What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don't care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you're giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 5 days ago

Well goddamn, you're right. I'm amazed.

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[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of "wtf is wrong with you" reactions).

The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don't think it's a troll, or if it is it's convincing. I just can't believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.

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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 days ago

Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters "Danerys," before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

That season doesn't exist and you can't convince me otherwise

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 65 points 5 days ago

The kid needs a middle name:

Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson

[-] Stowaway@midwest.social 25 points 5 days ago

For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 days ago

Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that's r/namenerds.

[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 42 points 5 days ago

That kids getting bullied no matter what

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[-] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago

Why not Blumpkin

[-] ericatty@lemmy.ml 30 points 5 days ago

Blisa

Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air...

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago

That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 67 points 5 days ago

Jessica Simpson doesn't even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word "blimp" in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.

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[-] Archer@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago
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