Y’all are horrifying. That’s all I came here to say.

I'm not going to put a bowl of lentils and hot sauce in front of a guest.

Butter beans with olives. Cover it in oregano, some garlic, some chilli flakes, and then drizzle a tiny bit of soy sauce and plenty of olive oil over the top.

It's dumb, but it's so tasty, quick, and easy.

Chips with ketchup (as a dip) and burned mozzarella in a pan, rolled up, and dipped in honey mustard.

White bread with mustard, and those dried fried crisy onions sandwiched inside. Gets me through to next meal.

Sandwiches with potato chips between them

When I'm home alone, I'll sometimes revert to my "first apartment" mood and cook spaghetti with Campbell tomato soup in it, added with sautéed onions, mushrooms, hotdog sausages, and add cheese in it.

Is probably better than the crappiest thing I could come up with, but I wouldn't serve that too an adult. But maybe to children.

I haven't had this in a while but one if my lazy bachelor meals was baked potatoes with kim chee and sour cream.

Instant noodles, peanut butter, and sriracha. Crack an egg in near the end.

It's actually pretty close to pad thai, but screams of struggle meal

Toasted bread with blue cheese, a fried egg, hot sauce and maple syrup on top.

Hobo salad: Canned kidney beans, canned sweetcorn, canned tuna, salad dressing. If I'm feeling fancy/not lazy I'll add some chopped shallots or scallions.

Pasta with ketchup instead of tomato sauce

Rice with ketchup

Ketchup with ketchup

I love ketchup

Bun, brat, mustard, sourkraut. If there is a pack of malt vinegar in the drawer, that too.