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Crack rule (slrpnk.net)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196
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[-] TTH4P@lemm.ee 26 points 4 weeks ago

Technically you ARE glowing. The bioluminescence is just very dim. I hope this helps!

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

And you're also hot. (You emit IR light)

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago

Why does the boner have a hand

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] the_best_nerd 4 points 3 weeks ago

looks ai generated

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's my body cracking like a glow stick whenever I move yet refusing to glow and the subsequent disappointment felt.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Every time I wake up and all my joints crack, yet I don't receive an invigorating glow to help rouse me for the morning, is a disappointment.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Crack? Crack is easy. What really blows is sand, in your joints. That kind of role will get your hot box orbs glowing

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

How about sand in your crack

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

quoth femtanyl: SNAP MY NECK AND THEN JUST WATCH ME GLOW

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