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So LinkedIn shitposting seems to be a thing now (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 326 points 5 months ago

Bonus:

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago

This guy is quickly becoming my favorite LI influencer.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 5 months ago

Linkedinfluencer

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Touche

[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 17 points 5 months ago

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

[-] brrt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

LInfluencer

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I missed this opportunity in an email just today. Damnit.

[-] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Got any more of those/him?

[-] TherapyGary 72 points 5 months ago

We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work

1000005744

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

you are looking at a nude egg

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

lIttle

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

tip: ^little^ -> ^little^
(jerboa breaks. view source)

[-] IHateReddit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Is that supposed to be formatted in some way? Because it is not on Boost

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

works on jerboa?

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

issue closed.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 54 points 5 months ago

Should've fired him for spelling Jeff with a G.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 10 points 5 months ago

America fired ToysRUs for this very reason.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

It's been wild logging on to LI and seeing MAGA people spewing their drivel.

Strong "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Become un-hireable speedrun, any%

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 months ago

Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who's the alpha dog in the office.

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

LinkedIn is nothing but shitposts for a long time.

[-] mediocreme_ow@lemm.ee 24 points 5 months ago

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I started to post there, but I wasn't sure how they'd feel about satire instead of genuine lunatics.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

As long as it's hard core porn, you'll probably be fine

BTW... that's an amazing community

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

they already post satire there

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Normalise porn breaks at work.

In fact, like mental health days, normalise porn days, days where you are too overcome with degeneracy to leave your masturbatorium and come to work.

It's okay to call in horny.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

This is the real reason work from home will always win out in the future.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Watching porn at work

Edit: Only took me three edits to get there!

Edit: Four, if you count that one.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Work Place Wanking

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Ken must work at the SEC

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

ubuntu font???

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