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[-] MBM@lemmings.world 49 points 2 days ago

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[-] Wirlocke 7 points 23 hours ago

It's like an awful combination of a boomer making a flirtatious "joke" and the hyper nerdy language of The Big Bang Theory show.

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 days ago

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Found the linux desktop app dev. Here, have a song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NbTEVbQLC8s

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Calm down, DiCaprio

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 16 points 2 days ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

can't argue with that

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

I'm sure there's some henti in there somewhere.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 163 points 2 days ago

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 103 points 2 days ago

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

turkey, circa 2000

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 18 points 2 days ago

Relatable tbh

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[-] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Also, the native 'princess' thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

That's when it tries to get you

[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

anon apparently also cant use google

[-] drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

didn't this get posted already

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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