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[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 177 points 6 months ago

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 112 points 6 months ago

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

turkey, circa 2000

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 19 points 6 months ago

Relatable tbh

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[-] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Also, the native 'princess' thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

can't argue with that

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 months ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 6 months ago

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I'm sure there's some henti in there somewhere.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 71 points 6 months ago

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago

That's when it tries to get you

[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 13 points 6 months ago

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 54 points 6 months ago

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 64 points 6 months ago

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 months ago

Calm down, DiCaprio

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Found the linux desktop app dev. Here, have a song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NbTEVbQLC8s

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 17 points 6 months ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[-] Wirlocke 8 points 6 months ago

It's like an awful combination of a boomer making a flirtatious "joke" and the hyper nerdy language of The Big Bang Theory show.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

anon apparently also cant use google

[-] drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 months ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

didn't this get posted already

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.

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