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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 1 month ago

And not even just limited to human, or even real genitals.

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

real genitals

someone want a bad dragon for himself :)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 month ago

I have a NSFW image relevant to this conversation but I don't know if I can post it... πŸ€”

[-] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

you can just spoiler it

(i am very interested in this image)

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

For anyone else who's interested in what's transpiring here, all I can say is: there's not a Chance you'll be disappointed πŸ‘‰πŸ˜πŸ‘‰

[-] Zorsith 5 points 1 month ago

No judgement here, I've seen worse in non-NSFW posts (A badly censored pic of bad dragon character art, veeeery visible donut.)

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I mean... There's always DMs πŸ‘€

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'd say it's more a demand 😏

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Please DM me, I need to know

[-] riwo 2 points 1 month ago

pws dm πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hyena clit has entered the chat

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of the Barbie movie:

Barbie: "I don't have a vagina!" (points at Ken) "and he doesn't have a penis!β€œ

Ken as Barbie leaves earshot: " I have all the genitals "

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

I'm happy as a cis dude, but I'd be lying if I said I never thought to myself "hey, what if I had a 1m dick? or none? or both at the same time...?"

[-] arisunz 53 points 1 month ago

what if I had a 1 m dick

SEVERE blood pressure issues /j

[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

You'd be immune like no one else in the beach and cold pools

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

... worth ... it

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There was a show I remember way back called "Testees" where it followed a couple of guys who were human Guinea pigs for some pharma company. Each episode was generally about some new drug and the horrible/hilarious side effects and shenanigans that would ensue. There was also a 3rd guy who was basically Frank from It's Always Sunny, and the B plot would flow him sometimes. In one episode, the company actually makes a penis enlargement pill that works, however a little too well. It's so big that every time he gets an erection, he blacks out from the drop in blood pressure. Been a while since I've thought of that show lol.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A 1m dick would make almost every sexual activity more uncomfortable.... except one.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

afaik the definition of "cisgender" doesn't include actively disliking being different, it just means you're satisfied as you were born/identified by society.

is there a term for being largely happy as you are but just sorta being a little bit bored? it's like i've eaten kibble my entire life and it's perfectly nutritious and enjoyable but i'd just like to try some other stuff from time to time as well, so long as i can go back to the kibble when i want.

[-] TheCoolerMia 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

call it "sexible" and i'm on board

[-] TheCoolerMia 3 points 1 month ago

"these sexibles aint shi-" *has an orgasm*

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

aphrodisiac brownies with suspicious glaze

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If there were an easy way of transperimenting, you might give it a go, but you'd definitely want to go back afterwards. That makes sense. Perhaps you could call it 1st choice cis? Not-transperiment-averse is too much of a mouthful.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

personally at least a big part of it is that i wouldn't really consider myself trans even if i changed my body and put on girly clothes or whatever, perhaps i'd change my mind then but as it stands i think i wouldn't feel like a woman or whatever else, and i have a strange relationship to feeling male in the first place. I sorta don't care and care A LOT at the same time, it's very strange and i can't really even define how i feel in my own head.

And it's not that i'd necessarily want to go back afterwards, i'd just want the ability to do so whenever i want, i want to be able to change form at will so i never have to feel stuck. It's like being unable to make the food you're used to when moving to another part of the world, the new stuff is great but you're just so used to your native cuisine that not having it available is slightly distressing.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for explaining more. I feel like I blundered about a bit in the topic, but you graciously took the time to share your perspective with me and I got a window into another life. In the sea of memes and politics, there was a little nugget of human reality that I got to share in. Thank you. I hope you have a long and very happy life.

[-] jojo 23 points 1 month ago

(Poke me if this needs a NSFW tag, idk if it needs one from just naming general stuff in abstract)

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Been a long ass time since I used one of these

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why is the finger nutting like a fucking colander?

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This sentence has a whole bunch of imagery I was not expecting.

[-] Zorsith 5 points 1 month ago

Nut Colander, new band name just dropped

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Nah you're good

[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Depends on Where do you want to be poked..

[-] SkyeStarfall 20 points 1 month ago

Genuinely would have been so amazing

...and then there's all the other possibilities too

[-] janet_catcus 16 points 1 month ago

"but could you browse through them or would it just be: bam!?" me to the witch offering her potions

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

A genital selector like in Cyberpunk 2077's character builder would be preferable

[-] Zorsith 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ehh, Baldurs Gate 3 > Cyberpunk 2077 as far as genital selectors go.

[-] kittenzrulz123 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As a genderfluid person I absolutely agree

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I read this as 'all at once', and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2.....

[-] PyroNeurosis 9 points 1 month ago

I wanna be a formless nightmare of cloying smoke and light.

Shapeshifter'll do, though.

[-] Draconic_NEO@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

Shapeshifting is very useful, though I prefer the other benefits though, like the abilities and disguising yourself. I'd rather not change my genitals unless it's absolutely necessary (i.e. as part of disguising yourself).

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

The character Pie'o'pah from Clive Barker's Imajica has a sort of "third" genitalia which can both penetrate and be penetrated. Through the story, the main character is kind of magically seduced by this, initially revolted, but it becomes a point of personal growth which helps unlock his true potential. It's a really cool and weird (and long) story with some pretty ahead-of-its time pontification on trans and non-binary identities.

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