Probably should have slowed down.

I used to sweat trying to explain nitter to people (RIP).

Every furry who likes Scar from The Lion King making damn sure they press R and not T.

I got an advanced certificate from the City University of New York (CUNY). I had to write several work emails and fill out several forms to get my workplace to pay for it. The letter Y is next to the letter T on the keyboard. I think you can see where this is going.

Why don't you have that part in your signature tho

I actually read that 2 or 3 times wondering why T and G were circled, wondering what was the issue here….then I finally noticed… maybe whomever the email was sent never even noticed!

I finished an email with "Breast regards" once. I'm very glad someone pointed that out :D

Yep, happened to me. But instead of "best regards", i usually end with simple "regards" which may have made it worse. I immediately followed up with an email profusely apologizing.

"Bigger things are coming."

Always write correspondence into either notepad or an email body without a filled in address.

Friendly reminder that 'nugget' is only two minor typos from being quite offensive.

"Solid gold [REMOVED]"

Maybe you type that word too much. Bad habit