Freudian slip? : whitepeopletwitter

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

Probably should have slowed down.

[-] snowsuit2654 33 points 11 months ago

For important emails I always draft the message before adding the recipient's email address. Then, I review it before finally adding in the email and hitting send.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

And then you notice the typo, and feel even dumber.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Which is why I use that Gmail feature where you can undo send

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You didn't hold back with that joke.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Alternate punch lines are tight!

[+] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[-] desktop_user 31 points 11 months ago

affected

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I just started using iffected , then you never need to worry if you used the wrong one

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 2 points 11 months ago

Floog floog floog floog

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 16 points 11 months ago

I do appreciate comments like these, which is unfortunate; I would have enjoyed replying to this with "Jark!"

[-] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago

I used to sweat trying to explain nitter to people (RIP).

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Every furry who likes Scar from The Lion King making damn sure they press R and not T.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Rerards?

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I got an advanced certificate from the City University of New York (CUNY). I had to write several work emails and fill out several forms to get my workplace to pay for it. The letter Y is next to the letter T on the keyboard. I think you can see where this is going.

[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Why don't you have that part in your signature tho

[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I leave that part blank. Some people don't deserve the best regards.

[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Have some regards, dog

OhmsLawn

[-] Tenoteve@feddit.org 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Best retards will Not be for sale every day.

[-] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I actually read that 2 or 3 times wondering why T and G were circled, wondering what was the issue here….then I finally noticed… maybe whomever the email was sent never even noticed!

[-] anonymous111@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I finished an email with "Breast regards" once. I'm very glad someone pointed that out :D

[-] Michal@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

Yep, happened to me. But instead of "best regards", i usually end with simple "regards" which may have made it worse. I immediately followed up with an email profusely apologizing.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"Bigger things are coming."

[-] _____@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Always write correspondence into either notepad or an email body without a filled in address.

[-] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Friendly reminder that 'nugget' is only two minor typos from being quite offensive.

"Solid gold [REMOVED]"

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

please tell me you actually typed the word REMOVED and lemmy didn't have to do it for you

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe you type that word too much. Bad habit

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