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once a year I email my favorite flashlight manufacturer to ask if they've finally made a flashlight that just turns on and off when you push the button, and every year they're like, "no, but thanks so much for your feedback!"

be honest, have any of you ever used the flashing feature on your flashlight? did it actually come in handy? handy enough that I have to scroll past it every single time I want to turn my flashlight on or off

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[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

Some are absurdly bad in this regard!

"Oh, you want to reduce the brightness? Scroll through 7 modes, including 4 epileptic seizure-inducing strobe modes, before you can get to low brightness mode."

[-] Krzd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I have two Fenix lights that both have 2 buttons, one on/off and a second mode selector.

The LD12 is perfect as a daily although the side/mode button is kinda awkward to use, the main button is perfect though.
My PD35R is a bigger one that's really bright, but also too big for normal carry, so I only use it for work when it's too dusty to see. It has 2 buttons on the back, one small one for mode selection and a nice big one to turn it on/off.

[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I guess I haven't used a flashlight recently

[-] vaxhax@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The mighty Kingdom of Anduril takes grievance against this sentiment.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

i like him better when he was still Narsil.

[-] sznowicki@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Buy one that’s made for fire fighters. They must be compliant to norms and from what I see all of them are super easy to handle. On off with a physical button.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Because it’s cheap for them to jam functionality into the circuitry and more expensive to actually add physical buttons. They want to advertise lots of features but deliver them in the cheapest way possible.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Same with bike lights, no I don't want 16 different strobes, it's not a vibrator.

Thinking about it, vibrators should have a on/off button too.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 12 points 3 days ago

My wife’s favourite has a button that scrolls through the various modes, but when you hold it for a couple of seconds turns it off. Shit’s a game changer. Even starts back up on the last used setting.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago
[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure it's this one. Enjoy!

[-] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

My bike lights aren't bad.

Hold to turn on (to the last mode used), hold to turn off, push to switch between three modes: High, Low, and Flashing.

[-] RustyEarthfire@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Surprised not to see any posts referencing the Arbitrary List of Popular Lights or !flashlight@lemmy.world.

One of the requirements to make it on the list is:

A user interface where a single click turns the light on in a reasonable mode, and another single click turns it off.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

you know I was expecting mostly what I got, people commiserating, people giving explanations for why they exist, people talking about how their flashlights don't do that, but something genuinely useful, that I did not expect.l

[-] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago

it should just be, big button for power on and off, and another button for mode/cycle.

[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

I don't mind a long-click to turn off/on, and a short click to move between SOLID modes (high/low). But for the love of Christ and all the saints, any strobe mode should be a special key combination (i.e. double click).

Flashlights that have you moving through multiple strobe modes before you can get to a different brightness level, or before you reach "off" are infuriating.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 days ago

My Emisar flashlights have a single button that does a hundred different things that you need a fucking map to navigate

But if you click it right, it goes into Muggle Mode… where it acts as a normal flashlight. Click to third on, click to turn off.

[-] electromage@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

"Muggle Mode" is for Anduril 1, Anduril 2 usually comes in "Simple UI" by default, and requires unlocking which is probably better for most users. Anyone familiar will be able to detect it and unlock, other people are less likely to burn themselves.

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[-] cmoney@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago

Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

[-] gac11@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Watch this short video on your phone so that you can turn on the flashlight

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[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 10 points 3 days ago

Oh, flAshlight!

As you were…

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Be careful updating the firmware on those, friend of mine ended up having to finger his named pipe. You don't know him, he goes to a different school.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

no, surprisingly, Fleshlight has actually figured out how to make an on/off button.

[-] electromage@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago

You're describing a UI that I've only seen in cheap hardware store flashlights. Yes it's infuriating when you can't just turn a light on or off, and choose the mode you want. I use strobe when crossing streets at night but my lights make it easy to access that feature when I want it.

Who is this "favorite flashlight manufacturer"? I find it odd that you both have a favorite, and buy lights that act like this. There are thousands that don't.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

They put them in all the flashlights because of a combination of minimum features required and cost savings.

To keep heat at a minimum and improve power usage, LEDs benefit from being run by a driver circuit.

If you're going to use a driver circuit you might as well allow for dimming if you're going to allow for dimming you need to have timed button presses.

There's only a couple of companies out there that make the circuitry that does the LED driver / lithium ion charging, so everybody just uses the same chipset.

If you want to flashlight that just turns on and off and doesn't have a lot of features try to find one that doesn't have lithium ion batteries. If you don't need the lithium ion charger they're more likely not to use one of them more extensive chipsets.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Right there with you.

Why can't I get a light with super simple controls (say low/med/high/off) with like a 18650 battery?

Nope, you want a 18650,you get all sorts of goofy UI crap. Uggh.

I do have some Duracell led flashlights that use 4 AAA, with a single button, low/med/strobe (uggh)/off. OK price as a multi-pack from Sam's or Costco, about $7/ea.

But their runtime is about the same as an old incandescent, just with a lot more light.

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[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

You need flashlights with a better UI.

None of my flashlights strobe without making the effort to make it do that or require me to cycle through modes just to turn them on and off. The worst one I have has 9 modes you select with a detented twist ring(Fenix SRT9), but has an on/off button so you always start on the mode you used last unless you twist the ring.

Strobe is useful for firearms lights to disorient a target. For emergency use it prolongs the runtime, like if you were in a flash flood, your house was bombed in the middle of the night, or you got lost on a hike and needed to signal for help. Strobe is unlikely to be needed, but can be a life saver.

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[-] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Here's a feature I want that doesn't seem to exist in any modern flashlight:

DON'T DRAIN THE BATTERY WHEN TURNED OFF!!!

Seriously, the constant drain on the battery means that you cannot have an emergency flashlight in the drawer. How FUCKING STUPID is that?

[-] thebigslime@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

This is just a reality of electrical circuitry that includes batteries.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

So have a mechanical circuit.

Like we used to have before a tiny chip became marginally cheaper to produce than a tiny metal and plastic switch.

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't know, but I hate that, too. Modern flashlights have every advantage over the ones of old, but they ALL seem to have stupid things like that.

Clicking through multiple brightness levels is one thing, but strobe, SOS, and 5 levels is ridiculous. Just give me on/high, low, and off.

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[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Couldn't find one of the two bottles of doe piss and doe estrus piss I bought today. Went to my grandfather's car to look for it and sure as shit he hands me a flashlight with one button that turned it on and off as well as having a rotating head that was kind of threaded so as you turn it, it will move closer and further from then bulb making the light adjustable the same way a garden hose nozzle that only rotates works. All the way out = wide flood light style beam. All the way in and it produces a bright pin point wide beam of light. It looked brand new too. If I remember I'll ask him tomorrow what brand it is.

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[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 10 points 4 days ago

Rescued my daughter in the cliched flat tyre in the rain scenario, the flashing light was good to alert other drivers. I think it’s something that could be useful very rarely.

[-] RedStrider@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

My perfect flashlight:

  • On button on side to be placed where the thumb rests
  • 4 D batteries.
  • Twist-ey head to change focus
  • Dedicated switch(NO MORE CYCLE BUTTONS) to change mode from bright, to med, dim, and strobe
  • Sturdy metal for emergency use as a hammer
  • Textured rubber to feel good in the hand
[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

4D batteries just doesn't make sense in 2024. That was for incandescent lights, modern LEDs are brighter and use a small fraction of that power. You could still have the form factor if you really wanted a giant flashlight for self defense or something, but a pair of AA's if you really don't want rechargeables would be more than enough for a long life flashlight.

But any LiIon battery is going to far outperform alkaline batteries.

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[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

If you've ever tried to read something off a label in the dark and outshined what you were looking at because the light was too bright, you know why.

[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 11 points 4 days ago

Flashlights that use the open source Anduril v2 interface are... tolerable, I'd say. It's not good, it's not intuitive, but it does at least make it easy to just turn the damn flashlight on and off.

  1. Click once to turn it on, once to turn it off
    • While it's on, hold the button down to change the brightness
  2. Click twice quickly to put it in turbo mode, click twice quickly to take it out of turbo mode. One click turns the light off
  3. Click twice and hold your second click to turn the light on in turbo mode. Once you let go of the button, the light turns off. I actually really like this mode
  4. Strobe is three clicks, but it's not the discotheque-ass crazy strobe, it's usually an SOS pattern. One click turns it off
  5. Click four times to lock the flashlight. This stops it from turning on in your pocket. This is a big deal for some flashlights because they're bright/hot enough to burn you if left on in an enclosed space. Four clicks takes it out of lock mode

The interface gets way more complicated after that, but I don't bother with any of that shit. Luckily, it's hard to accidentally activate the crazy bullshit.

There are also lights that mimic this pattern, but differ in a few key ways. The Wurkkos FC11 is a great option that's relatively cheap. The 4000 K version is $35 and is bright with a nice neutral color temperature (I find it much easier on the eyes.) It follows the interface rules I outlined above except that it's missing number 3 and the strobe is of the flashy hold-a-rave variety. Still, you have to specifically press the button 3 times in a row pretty quickly to trigger it. I never have accidental raves with mine.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

so the solution is installing Linux on the flashlight?

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

......am I living in a different world? Every flashlight I've ever known takes D batteries, has a slider, and only has 2 settings. On or off. Like......literally NO flashlight I've ever seen has settings. Why would you need settings, besides MAYBE an S.O.S flash in morse code. Even that seems like a niche use thing.

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