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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 84 points 1 week ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Kronk is the gift that keeps on giving

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 week ago

Oh no it's a me obliterator

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don't know if they did.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

You can have multiple obliterators

I should know, I have quite a few in my night stand drawer too

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Username checks out, but what happened to the first one?

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Was on an instance that had too much downtime/inactive admins, had to move, incremented the username number

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Oooo, ya, sorry, ya. We were looking for 'Obliterated'....soooo ya.

[-] Rafael@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

Obliterate me daddy!

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It would be so funny if this shot down a Mig15.

Ah there we are. I was wondering where the mig 15 references were.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Me when I eat an entire pack of pork removeds in 5 minutes

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I can suck these down all night long!

[-] PlasticQuality7519@reddthat.com 13 points 1 week ago

Yes, I do tend to keep bundles of sticks shoven up my ass

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

It keeps them warm and moist

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Bro, I'm such a bad ass they asked me to pose for a picture with my launcher! It's gonna be on the army website and everything! I can't wait for everyone back home to see this!

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Wait, wait, are you sure they don't mean an old woman?

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

When Never Forgetting isn't enough, catch them in 9K111

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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