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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef (theonion.com)
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[-] 7355608@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Have they tried their butthole?

[-] qupada@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago

Per the article... yes

We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly

[-] ech@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

Quesaritos Are Justice

[-] aaron@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos

[-] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I miss the fiesta veggie burrito

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

“beef”.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

BEEF™

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

beef stuffed mexican patty.

beef in beef

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(

[-] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Freeze?

The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Baja Blast Colonic

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

... that'd work, actually.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.

[-] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did it in the 60's, my dude.

https://tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/Bellburger

[-] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

mom made them. called it sloppy joes

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

They already did flatbread melts.

[-] patrlim 2 points 2 months ago

My ass is right here 🙄

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

sardine tacos js

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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