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Have they tried their butthole?
Per the article... yes
We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat
Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly
Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.
Quesaritos Are Justice
Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?
For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos
I miss the fiesta veggie burrito
Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.
“beef”.
BEEF™
beef stuffed mexican patty.
beef in beef
Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(
Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Freeze?
The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.
Baja Blast Colonic
... that'd work, actually.
They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.
Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.
mom made them. called it sloppy joes
They already did flatbread melts.
My ass is right here 🙄
sardine tacos js
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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