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Alt: A photo with the text "Would you press this button?" And two images representing options: option 1 is "50% chance of becoming a billionaire" with an image of a shovel full of money, and the other "50% chance of becoming this" being an image of Astolfo, a character from Type-Moon's "Fate" anime/manga/VN series noted for crossdressing as a cute girl, and is commonly identified as a LGBT icon.

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[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 89 points 4 months ago

Ew. Rather not....

Worry about who was exploited for all that money.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 56 points 4 months ago

Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!

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[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people

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[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

It's magic. Just like the transformation.

[-] Toes@ani.social 79 points 4 months ago

[-] edg@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

[-] drew_belloc@programming.dev 74 points 4 months ago

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 78 points 4 months ago

[-] FMC8456@lemm.ee 31 points 4 months ago

I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago

[-] Cossty@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 29 points 4 months ago

You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.

And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 4 months ago

If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you know how many of them went to Epstein's island?

These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don't even have to lift a finger.

I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you'll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron's attention then flash him your tits and he'll be horny so you'll be golden.

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[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 4 months ago

god I hope I don't get the billionaire one

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

[-] TwiddleTwaddle 40 points 4 months ago

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 months ago

depends how this button exactly works

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 15 points 4 months ago

Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3

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[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 37 points 4 months ago

Im pressing the button twice

[-] TheCoolerMia 32 points 4 months ago

*gets 2 billion moneys*

[-] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 4 months ago

Pressing it again... and again

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 4 months ago

Can I press the button until I get both?

[-] trslim@pawb.social 28 points 4 months ago

There is no downside here

[-] Rozauhtuno 27 points 4 months ago

Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?

Hell yeah!

[-] FMC8456@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

I think you might still need to have HRT if you want the other effects of feminization HRT, like breasts. Might get you closer though.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

"God dammit. Rich again!"

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Wait hang on there's a pictures for sad children about this.

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 months ago

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

[-] FMC8456@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

So, you already pressed the button?

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[-] desktop_user 10 points 4 months ago

but imagine long pink natural hair

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[-] kittenzrulz123 20 points 4 months ago

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)

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[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 4 months ago

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago

Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

How many times can i push the button? What happens if i femboy myself twice?

[-] Fox@pawb.social 8 points 4 months ago

Maybe you get upgraded to fem-man?

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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I'd probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Clickety clickety click!

I didn't get any money.

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

How is this even a question? There's no downside.

[-] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I want that so badly, even though I pass well enough now, I would love to be cute like that since I'm not super feminine as I am now. If I got the money I would use it to finally get voice surgery and bottom surgery.