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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Any after pics? I’ve seen this everywhere but no after pics.

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago

The problem is almost never that the wind it blowing, its what the wind is blowing.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 week ago

In this case, I expect it's going to be blowing those ratchet straps after they become unanchored, turning them into whips that'll cleave the roof in half.

[-] poVoq@slrpnk.net 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The description for the picture says they are connected to big burried concrete blocks, so likely the house is gone before these straps get loose.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah but if a tree slams into the strap and breaks it

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Those straps aren’t going to break.

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[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

It'll trampoline off into the neighbor's house.

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[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Hurricanes rip poorly built roofs off all the time. Builders get lazy and install the hurricane anchor things wrong. At least the local home inspector on Reddit used to say

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[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 70 points 1 week ago

I wonder what the vibration frequency of those straps is, once the wind is blowing through them.

Will they vibrate the roof into mush before they pull out of the ground and become metal ended whips?

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago

As someone who straps, I felt this in my soul. God I hate that noise(I use tarp clamps for dampeners).

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 50 points 1 week ago
[-] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago
  • plucks ratchet strap as it's tightening - "Bb...B, C...Db, D, D, D...Yeah'p. At'll git er."
[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

until the ground it's anchored to is converted into grassy diarrhea by the flooding

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 week ago

As long as someone is shredding death metal guitar on the roof throughout the storm, I approve.

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[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

slaps tightened straps "That's not going anywhere"

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Those are the magical words that make it happen. The straps are just for show.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 39 points 1 week ago

If this homeowner is as good at tying down his house as the yokels around here are at tying down their cargo, then the odds are this house is somehow going to end up hitting my windshield.

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[-] salvaria 36 points 1 week ago
[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago

Uploaded 3 hours ago!
I seriously want to know how it goes with his house. I give him props for trying.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

This is like congratulating Don Quixote for killing all the dragons.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

It's congratulating Don Quixote for trying to preserve chivalric code, no matter how misguided it may be, with the result being better than what you'd think at first glance.

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[-] drathvedro@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Apparently, he's not the first, and it might actually have a chance of working.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jesus Diaz was afraid the roof would blow off. And while the straps are gone, the roof stayed put. His home didn’t sustain damage, either.

Meanwhile the row of houses a street over that got raked with his modern-day chain shot are ravaged

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Worth a try. If it does not work, it did not cost a fortune, if it does, good for the owner.

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago

Someone remind us of this works after Milton goes through this house.

For a 2k investment I'm willing to try it to save my home.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

pats roof

That ain't going nowhere

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[-] arc@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

Seems like a plausible strategy. If the roof is lashed down it can't catch the wind and therefore is less likely to weaken over time and go flying. Certainly better than doing nothing.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

It's not helping, but somehow I like the look of it.

[-] mayo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Holy shit all this time I thought The Picard Maneuver was an entire sub and thanks to that meme earlier I see you're an actual person. Finally clued in..

Good stuff too!

Also this seems like an idea worth trying. Cheap, maybe might work? Idk. I'm not inside hurricanes ever.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Haha, yep - I'm just a guy.

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[-] figjam@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago

Hold the house down into the storm surge until it learns its lesson

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

This is extremely stupid. I was happy to see that most people here seem to immediately understand this.

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[-] JASN_DE@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I love that the straps are parallel to the trusses. only thing better would be watching those straps cut through the shingles, underlayment, and sheeting like cheese once winds hit 188mph.

[-] nucleative@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I hate that my first thought is insurance will use this as a way to avoid paying out

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 13 points 1 week ago

Anyone claiming this is going to work has no idea how houses are constructed or how hurricanes cause damage.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It would prevent flat winds from removing the roof, for at least a little bit.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

They should have anchored it to that Toyota truck.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] plz1@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

They missed the 25-foot waterproof wall, for the actual damage, the storm surge...

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[-] peanuts4life 10 points 1 week ago

This is actually not a bad idea

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Lol it's a terrible idea. The wind would get a hold of those and they would essentially grind the roof away.

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Better a damaged roof still attached to the house than a roof strewn a mile and a half downwind.

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