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[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 73 points 6 months ago

Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago

And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 6 months ago

Single dad erasure!

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 6 months ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Earn your red wings yet?

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 40 points 6 months ago

Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

/s

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 months ago

Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

Fuck, he's crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like.. HELLA GAY!

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Tnx, the funniest thing I've read in a while

[-] mtpender@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Honest question, WTF is going on over in America?

From my POV as an outsider looking in, your whole political system has gone mental. What happened to just governing and campaigning with common sense? How the hell did the truth become optional? Why is every issue a "culture war" issue? I can't wrap my head around it.

[-] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 7 points 6 months ago

The tampon market has been neglecting men for as long as it's been around. When are we going to see "rough and tumble tampons for tough guys" so we can finally get some respect?

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When interviewed, a Friend of the victim said: dang bro, this beast would usually just smash a 6er of Busch light, blast some rock music and he be back to clam-slammin' in no time flat!

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago
[-] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 2 points 6 months ago
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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