Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.
Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.
Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.
Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.
And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead
Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?
Single dad erasure!
Next week
He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".
Earn your red wings yet?
Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.
/s
Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.
Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded
Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.
Fuck, he's crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!
And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like.. HELLA GAY!
Tnx, the funniest thing I've read in a while
Honest question, WTF is going on over in America?
From my POV as an outsider looking in, your whole political system has gone mental. What happened to just governing and campaigning with common sense? How the hell did the truth become optional? Why is every issue a "culture war" issue? I can't wrap my head around it.
The tampon market has been neglecting men for as long as it's been around. When are we going to see "rough and tumble tampons for tough guys" so we can finally get some respect?
When interviewed, a Friend of the victim said: dang bro, this beast would usually just smash a 6er of Busch light, blast some rock music and he be back to clam-slammin' in no time flat!
Those are for girls.
Women?
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