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[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 months ago

Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

Fuck, he's crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!

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