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[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 98 points 4 weeks ago
[-] ogeist@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago

The only correct answer, walk in proud with the head up.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago
[-] ogeist@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Only if you plan to ass-ert dominance

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Only if you want an A

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly, you not have the upper hand. The only thing that could defeat you would be ass pennies.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 67 points 4 weeks ago

A fart that serious wouldn't seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.

[-] Hoomod@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago

And now you're the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 37 points 4 weeks ago

Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 weeks ago

You never know, this could have been a class about finance. Jim Cramer got disgustingly far using a soundboard. Also by grifting investors with his hedge fund, but mostly the soundboard.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

You'd rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Everyone can respect an actual monstrous fart.

[-] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

I have two on my sound board, but you do you

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago

No. You own that shit, pun very much intended

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 33 points 4 weeks ago

Just pop a "😎" in the chat. No further elaboration required.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 5 days ago

This is the right answer

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago

Follow it up with

Thanks, Taco Bell

And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 weeks ago

I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"Free Taco Bell" is the name of the GoFundMe for your legal defense because you got arrested for protesting the war after class

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Or free taco bell while getting pelted with sauce packets. Which might be even better if that's their kink 🤷

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

I'd always heard if you're presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of "I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one." But I'm not sure how relevant that is for OP's situation.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Like a god damned King, Anon. That's how.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 12 points 4 weeks ago

Woah! I knew that was gonna be impressive and I was taught to share!

Now you are a part of a joke that will live on in those people's heads for their life.

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago

You can’t mess with tradition, you gotta enter on the tail of an epic fart!

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

Assert dominance, do it again.

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

"oh sorry, I was trying to mute myself, I didn't notice we were already muted."

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024
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