Prepping himself for his 2028 presidential run. Gotta get the "Christians" behind him

You forgot felon and rapist for the first one

In other words, the branding is one of the main selling points

Basically

Satan accepts everyone

Not his fault that God is picky

You're not rich if you own a home. You're rich when you own everybody else's home

Capitalism demands perpetual and unlimited growth forever

Not a scientist, but I'd guess mostly B, maybe helped along with some of A.

The goal of a virus is to replicate, and it does that better when it's less lethal

They know there's fraud because they're the ones committing it

The less-insane wing of the republican party knows that a shutdown just makes the republicans look even more inept

Unfortunately the maga part doesn't care

We can thank Trump for commuting his sentence

Nothing like a little abuse of power on your way out the door

LTT fucked up hard, doubled down, worse things came out, tripled down

Having the owners wife as the head of HR probably doesn't help with reporting anything