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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

MATLAB: And I took that personally.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Oh it shouldn't, seeing as how it's a scripting language and not actually for programming lol

[-] frezik@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

That's a very narrow view of programming.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

In all reality it's fine for what it does, just like every other language. It's another tool in the box that's most useful for a certain set of problems.

Matlab shouldn't, in my opinion, be used to construct a GUI, or generally be used for any sort of production code. Perfectly fine as a research tool though.

But I digress, my overall point is a meaningless semantic joke. The only people who will get bent out of shape about splitting hairs between "scripting" and "programming" are all people who belong in this community.

[-] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It doesn't have to be

https://www.mathworks.com/products/compiler.html

MATLAB can ruin all sorts of coding experiences, programming included

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

I startled my dogs laughing at that last bit.

Last time I dealt with Matlab much was like fifteen years ago when I was helping some people using it for quick interpretation of data. We just kept finding bugs that caused calculation errors (which they fixed pretty quickly TBF) and it was so much slower than any other general programming language we tried. It could be way better now, I wouldn't know, I haven't had call to use it since... A circuit simulation class?

[-] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Analysts using Julia and Mathematica are confused by this meme.

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

But what about that one guy who writes absolutely brilliant VB?

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Ahem:

OPTION BASE 0

Bam, Qbasic AND Visual Basic has 0 based arrays.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Depends on the version of VB. It seems VB .NET uses zero-based indexed arrays.

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Who cares? VB is dead and long forgotten.

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Oh, if only that were true.

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

What? People still use VB? dear god...

[-] frezik@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

Languages don't die. They have long tails.

[-] magikmw@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Fucking finances and their macro-enabled excel spreadsheets!

[-] 2pt_perversion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They definitely do, especially legacy stuff that's still kicking. Sweet, sweet tech debt that you hope won't be a real problem until you've moved to a different company.

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

As we used to say when I was a little kid: "Zero the hero, first the worst."

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Isn’t zero the same in base-2 as it is in base-10? Wouldn’t first place be 1, second place be 10, and third place 11?

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 month ago

This is about indexes starting at 0, not about binary.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Gotcha. I guess that’s the difference between programmer humor and computer architect humor.

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