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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 133 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If we want to get pedantic here it didn't technically "shatter", it just broke cleanly in half... at least that's what they'll say when you try to return it lol

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 74 points 6 months ago

That's not being pedantic. If it wasn't shatterproof it would have shattered.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

Yeah it is basically a safety ruler. Plastic ones that shatter can have a lot of sharp jagged edges, which isn't great for kids.

[-] Sakychu@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Is that similar to when I buy no more tears shampoo but I still cry myself to bed?

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

thanks for that comment

[-] aaaaace 4 points 6 months ago

You need to drink the bottle's contents to stop the tears. Just to be certain, stir 8n some Draino first.

[-] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 82 points 6 months ago

It's already been said, but shatterproof does not mean it's indestructible. It means that when it does break it won't shatter into a hundred jagged edged pieces that go flying into the air and lodge themselves into some kid's eyeball.

This one broke cleanly in twain and did not shatter. The packaging's claim is accurate.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

Upvoted for being factual and logical, and also for the use of twain.

[-] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago

But I missed a trick by not also using ergo.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Exceptional for sure.

[-] MangoPenguin 48 points 6 months ago

It didn't shatter, it broke. So technically they lived up to their claims.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It was one of those nasty lightsaber fights in classroom.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 months ago

Still didn't shatter

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

Once my mates got drunk and we thought it would be fun to try and shatter one of these rulers, on my bum.
Ended up actually shattering into a few pieces, however everyone was more attentive to how much I enjoyed it unfortunately.

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

See, now there is a Dwight Schrute fan fiction origin story if I ever saw one.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I think it’s really brilliant marketing. If it didn’t say shatterproof, I never would have contemplated how shatterable my ruler is. Ruler durability was never even on my radar.

Since it did, I broke mine on the first day of first grade while testing it, and I needed a replacement.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 6 months ago

When I was in school I went through so many of those cheap rulers because I'd leave them in my backpack until needed and theyd get bent through the forces of a child running around school with an overstuffed backpack of crap. So eventually my parents spent a few dollars on a flexible ruler which lasted multiple school years instead

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Shatterproof is a big claim, shatter resistant perhaps.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well, you could make one out of polycarbonate. Even PE or PA would probably put up a good fight before you could claim it's (non technically) shattered.

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