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Sometimes I think I have imposter syndrome. Then this person shows up.
Are you even good enough to have impostor syndrome?
Now you're just fucking with me
Are you even worth it to be fucked with?
Absolutely. That's the one thing I got going for me - an absolutely unjustifiable amount of self esteem.
can i have some pls
So you feel like you're an imposter syndrome imposter?
A poser poseur
sus
It's on Reddit so guy's probably a bot
My advice for anyone in a similar situation is to go for a job in a different field.
Tell them that you reached the goals you had set for yourself in your previous field (PhD, published peer reviewed works etc). Tell them that you feel it is time for you to explore other fields and that you have an affinity with the one you're applying in. Then tell them the most important thing you learned during your previous endeavors: you have the capacity to learn and adapt
I'm following this dude from now on. Who knows when he burps out another wisdom nugget from his mouth.
Edit: I'm following this dude/gal/person/dragon/alien/chair from now on. Who knows when he/she/they/it burps out another wise nugget from his/her/their/its mouth.
Still learning to be all inclusive. It'll take me a while.
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure dude has basically become a gender neutral term at this point
It’s actually gander neutral now. We’re all just silly geese.
HONK
untitled gender
It won't be gender neutral until a straight man can say he hooked up with some dude last night and not be assumed gay.
Woah, good point! I guess I didn't think of it that way
well they already can, cooperative fishing FTW
Man, that edit is super weird lol
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This absolutely happens in real life. Guy I worked with was at a large telecom company that liquidated in the 2000s. Dude was high up and had a beach house.. you know, rich people stuff.
After the 2000s recession he had major trouble getting hired because he earned too much before and potential employers would think he would leave if they gave him a lower offer.
He ended up working for me building hydroponic farms for about a year making shit pay.
You paid him in shit? Why not use that shit as fertilizer?
He made shit pay? Does shit even have money?
Shit make for shit money
Shit has to be processed first or else everything you use it for will be contaminated with O157:H7 and people will die.
Shit is like a long term investment and not entirely applicable to monthly stipends, at least when one is starting out.
I was just assuming it was horseshit
This was also the plot of The Company Men, where Ben Afleck’s character took a construction job to make ends meet. It was a good movie.
I have a friend with a PhD in linguistics, worked for years in the SF tech world in i18n, not quite a PM, not an engineer, not a CX person but somewhere between the three. He got laid off and found it impossible to get another role, I think in large part because he's super over qualified by education and years of experience, but in such a niche skill set that doesn't really fit into traditional tech company roles. He ended up taking a job at the airport doing plane loading and such!
Let me introduce you gentleman to Doug Prasher.
https://www.science.org/content/article/man-who-wasnt-there
He was years ahead of the field in molecular biology but was parking cars when his work won a Nobel Prize...for other people.
Me, looking for technical writing jobs after writing a highly fucking technical dissertation: I have a PhD but I'm pretty burned out on being a try-hard so I'm just looking for a straightforward 9-to-5.
Them: We're worried you'll be bored.
Me: Anyone would get bored doing this, at least I'll be good at it.
Them: No.
Just... Say that you have a bachelor's degree and that's it? You really have it anyway for fuck's sake!
What is my greatest weakness?
I’m aware of my own gaps in knowledge. I have a PHD but the more I ponder on what I learned and the program I was involved in the more I realize what I don’t know.
My greatest strength?
My willingness to not give too much weight to what I know and focus on what I don’t know.
if i was hiring, you would be the top candidate
Fake it till you make it. That’s what everyone else does.
This is unfortunately the way of the world, the only difference between you and the others, is, that many people do not feel like charlatans, and believe their own bullshit.
Hrm, ngl this username probably helps? 😜
Say you spent it working in McDonald’s. They won’t bother checking.
unrealistic, everyone knows mcdonalds only hires other people, never yourself.
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this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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