I already don't eat breakfast and I'm still poor, what now WSJ???

My prescriptions cost so much too. Maybe I should just stop taking my antidepressants and see how it rides out. .

Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

Of course this comes from the wall street journal lmao straight propaganda

“Instead of seeking happiness, save money with misery”

Tomorrow's headline, "Millenials are single handedly killing the breakfast industry".

The Wall Street Journal is just shitposting for rich people.

Aside from being tone deaf, I think this is bad advice. Common breakfast foods are fairly cheap comparatively and I'm pretty sure most nutritionists recommend eating something for breakfast to kickstart your metabolism. If I were skipping/reducing a meal, it would be lunch.

To not get murdered, die right now...

They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we're living in some 90's sitcom

Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead

If you don't have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!

Maybe we should eat billionaires instead

Maybe I should get more money and live a normal life yea?

I hope whoever wrote this trips in their bathroom and gets a severe brain injury.

nO bOdY iS bUyInG aNytHinG!!!!

Your life is hard? Add malnourishment and see if that helps.

The headline is as valid as "just stop being poor"

"And while you're at it, do you really NEED to sleep?"

I see they moved on from telling us not to have avocado to toast to just not have any toast.

We need a Marx-as-Clippy emoji for "it seems that it may be time to improve society somewhat. Would you like help with that?"

Instead of planning for retirement, consider dying instead!

To save even more money, switch over completely to a diet of things you find on the ground.

To save even more money, stop bathing, showering and brushing your teeth.

To save even more money, stop living in a house and move into the sewers.

To save even more money, stop wearing clothes.

To save even more money, stop communicating with expensive words, settling instead for grunting, growling and maybe barking like a dog. Consider filing your teeth pointy.

To save even more money, stop using tools. Emerge from your sewer hideout only at night to prowl the streets on all fours, feral and bewildered, eyes grown pale and milky from years in the dark sewers darting maniacally back and forth while your filth-encrusted teeth and nails twitch in anticipation of the slightest movement.

This is how I was able to afford a starter house by age 30. This and a $400 000 loan from my father.

Haha the poors should just eat less food! Problem solved!

No funds? Have you considered refraining from eating as a means of saving money?

i wish poverty diet actually made it easier to stay in shape

instead i just have an eating disorder from chronic food insecurity

Save money and lose weight with this one easy trick.

angry Hobbit noises

: "The WEF wants me to own nothing and be happy!"

: "You will own nothing and be happy."

: "Oh sorry, of course I will own nothing. There is nothing wrong with literally everything being a luxury good. Hell, make me work for free. Porky knows what's good for all of us!"

I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch's little periodical.

I thought this was a joke, but no, it's real.