Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted
OP read about the "fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day" strat online and didn't stop to think about its applicability.
Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa
If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.
It is, absofuckinglutelly.
It's just the poor execution of a poor joke. The base is that conflict over a girl in a first grade, then anon diverts our expectations by saying he is a teacher. Pretty basic and srupid in itself, and anon failed at delivering that imho.
Welcome to greentexts.
It is curated by our posters though, and the most what is posted there is of a higher quality, thanks to people who put that effort.
I disagree. The delivery was perfect
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