Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman
Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.
Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.
My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with "I broughted you a pwesent ^w^" energy.
Would be far more destructive on first world countries than third world countries
Love it.
There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.
The "you are an idiot" one with the pop-up that runs away from your mouse cursor was hilarious.
I wrote a "virus" in college, which basically:
Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn't fix it. :)
I did one similar! Used autohotkey to hide the task bar at random intervals and pop up a warning that said "system out of memory". Only way to get it back was autohotkey or a reboot. It would restart daily and on login so it would keep happening. And I hid it as "Nvidia game scanner service.exe" in the Nvidia bloatware folder so it looked innocent. Had a good laugh about that one
I think that's because most viruses aren't made for fun but for a specific reason (i.e to steal money from someone's computer).
How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux
are you referring to a gnu system?
No no, I’m talking alpine Linux
linux is just the kernel!1!1!!1!1!1!!!
Why did the folder have a file extension
Well there's always self-executing archives
Self-extracting*
Because there's nothing to prevent it.
Does Morgan Freeman run on Wine?
Worked for me on glorious egg roll latest.
I run Morgan Freeman in VirtualBox just to be on the safe side.
I have many a time been tempted to buy a bunch of cheap flashdrives, fill them with weird shit and just leave them in places.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Researching the Zodiac killer and the Mansons has left me wanting to start a new countercultural movement. Just, you know, with less killing. ... At least a little bit less killing.
It's all fun and games until a black van starts following you
Perfect way to get a nasty virus.
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