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Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.

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[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 175 points 1 month ago
[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 145 points 1 month ago

Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago
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[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

I don't have real money, but you deserve this ⭐

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[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 136 points 1 month ago
[-] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 127 points 1 month ago

I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?

[-] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 157 points 1 month ago

This comment has been edited in protest to reddit's decision to bully 3rd party apps into closure. If you want to do the same, you can find instructions here: http://notepad.link/share/TAk4RNJIb3vmhROVfGPV

[-] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 113 points 1 month ago

This worked perfectly, thanks!

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[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have this problem too!

Edit: Nevermind. Fixed it.

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[-] tuckerm@supermeter.social 118 points 1 month ago

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[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago
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[-] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 96 points 1 month ago

Sexy sexitors of sexxit, how do you sexily sex sex?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Do you have a good sourdough recipe?

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[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

...this kills the redditor.

OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I'll show myself out.

Directed by M. Night Shamallama

edit: accidentally a word

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[-] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

I also choose this man's dead wife.

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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 65 points 1 month ago

Please don't ask me how I managed to take this picture... http://i.imgur.com/TAXdG.jpg

[-] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago

How did you manage to take this picture?

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[-] xelar@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 month ago
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[-] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 59 points 1 month ago

I'm a leftist but I think insert fascist opinion here

[-] Dungrad@feddit.org 51 points 1 month ago

Here have this award. 👁️‍🗨️

[-] Maerman@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the stranger, kind gold.

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[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 month ago

Would have upvoted but it was at 69

[-] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 51 points 1 month ago

Here's a story told entirely from my point of view, edited to make me look good. Am I the asshole?

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago

NTA your house your rules.

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago
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[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

This is a repost from half a year ago OP is a karma farming bot

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[-] calabast@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago

Ahh, the ole reddit switcharoo

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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago
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[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago

I too choose this guy's dead wife.

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago
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[-] trk@aussie.zone 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

... And my axe!

Edit: I said the funny line, updoots to the just please

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 month ago

You've been banned from r/Pyongyang

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago

RemindMe! 3y “reply to this thread”.

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[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Look, I think it’s important to state here that while you can often offer prompts to strangers with no ill effect, 7% of strangers are DEATHLY ALLERGIC to prompts. I know it’s fun to give your strangers prompts sometimes, but I urge you all NOT to give prompts to strangers or you run the very real risk of harming them seriously.

Signed, A strangerologist

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[-] original_reader@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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