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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 306 points 10 months ago

Is Elon threatening to rape Taylor?

[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 157 points 10 months ago

He honestly thinks women want his sperm and not just his money. What a narcissist he is.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 80 points 10 months ago

It wouldn't surprise me if Elon unironically agrees with Trump that if you're famous they let you do it.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Sounds like a threat to me

[-] ultranaut@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

She definitely isn't going to consent to being impregnated by Elon so the only conclusion is that he will rape her to get her pregnant. Whether he intended to threaten her with rape or not, he is threatening her with rape.

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[-] 58008@lemmy.world 256 points 10 months ago

If at 53 I'm sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else's.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

For you, I'll allow humane. For Leon...I don't know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I'll let him do it himself.

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[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 203 points 10 months ago

That's some high-level incel shit right there

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 39 points 10 months ago

according to his family tree, he seems more like an involuntary breeder

it must be compulsive

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[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Men who are inferior to their fellow men, are always most anxious to establish their superiority over women. -Mary Wollstonecraft

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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 159 points 10 months ago

Talyor: I'm voting for Harris.

This fucking guy: Fine. I guess I'll impregnate you.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 85 points 10 months ago

Damn, I thought he literally offered to give her a child as he already has too many.

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[-] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 145 points 10 months ago

I hope EVERY Swifty of voting age reads this and votes.

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 98 points 10 months ago

Can we vote to remove Musk from the internet? Cause I would vote for that.

[-] hungryphrog 56 points 10 months ago

We could send him to Mars as he's so enthusiastic about it.

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[-] MBM@lemmings.world 140 points 10 months ago

This isn't even cringe, it's borderline sexual harassment

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 133 points 10 months ago

Nothing borderline about it. It is sexual harassment.

Coming from a man who has settled several claims of sexual harassment, has children with various people who have reported to him.

[-] drdalek@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Also, this is like a 60 y/o man cat calling a woman in her 30s on the street. Just gross.

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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago

It did finally click why Taylor used a pic of her and her cat tho....

Like I knew the "childless cat lady" shit blew up in their face, but it never landed that Taylor is a childless cat lady, and for better or worse she's someone a shit ton of women love.

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago

She did also literally sign her endorsement as "childless cat lady."

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago

She also said the only reason she isn't being politically neutral like she typically does is because Trump posted AI pictures of her claiming she supports right-wing policies. She's now encouraging her massive fan base of young women to vote, a group that probably would have been apathetic beforehand. That's another massive unforced error for the Trump campaign.

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[-] resin85@lemmy.ca 90 points 10 months ago

At least we got this gem of a reply.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 81 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Best thing she could do is publicly disavow twitter for that and move her business elsewhere.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

You have to keep posting to Twitter because that's where the people are.

However, if you post to BOTH Twitter and Mastodon, you allow people to move. It wouldn't take many people doing this to start the wave.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 77 points 10 months ago

If you're Taylor Swift, you can post wherever you want and most Swifties will follow.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

I will lose some respect for her if she does continue to use it. She really does not need it and people will indeed follow her elsewhere en masse. I think she's been sitting on her star power a bit too much and could really do some good with it.

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago

You have to keep posting to Twitter because that's where the people are

No, you don't. Screw Twitter and the people still on it.

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[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

I'm sure his kids would volunteer, hunger games style, to be Taylor swift new adopted child.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 10 months ago

I hope her response is just "Ew. No."

Though its more likely she'll just ignore him.

[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

Ignoring is the best move.

But a one-word "Weird." response would be entertaining.

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[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

This is a step beyond sexual harassment. It’s viscerally disgusting.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 months ago

Well he's got plenty of kids he doesn't want

[-] unminded@feddit.org 51 points 10 months ago

I wish she would leave x and takes her followers with her, that would hurt that platform the most

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[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 10 months ago

"How about you take care of the children you already have for a change and keep at least 500 yards of distance to me forever?"

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 45 points 10 months ago

That was some weird shit.

[-] fixerdude2@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Why are people still using the dead bird site?? Get out.

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[-] Steelfrenzy@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

I hope Travis Kelce beats the shit out of Elon.

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[-] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Fucking gross, Elon.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

He’s such an asshole. And what’s worse, if he’s called out for being such an asshole, it only encourages him to keep doing it.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

True signs of a sociopath.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago

I just don't understand how he thought this was something he should put on a public forum.

Maybe a snide/sarcastic remark along friends, sure.... It's still not in good taste, but at least it's contained to people you should trust.

But.... On Twitter?

Why?

Making rude/inappropriate comments, however, is very on-brand for Elon.

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[-] Naboo_calls_for_aid@sopuli.xyz 31 points 10 months ago

Looking at this for a while a few things come to mind:

  1. There's a likely chance theyve met in person before (as billionaires)
  2. If he wanted to get any direct message to her it'd be a snap
  3. His ego is so big he can't imagine that any woman wouldn't be enthralled by him, surely any who act repulsed are simply acting.
  4. This post is not for her reaction at all, but for his fans to hype him up with reassuring tweets(?) of "he got her!"

All I can imagine now is that in some past meeting he being as cringey as possible brought up them having a child would have had brains and her looks. She laughs awkwardly and leaves as quickly as possible.

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[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

I keep waiting for this guy to be knocked down a peg and it never really ends up happening. The only time he seemed genuinely embarrassed was when he had to back out of that Zuckerberg fight.

[-] Moah 18 points 10 months ago

There's that time he was forced to buy Twitter

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[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

This is good basis for a sexual harassment lawsuit, right?

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

That's prolly grounds for a suit

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Does he mean what I think he means or is he saying he will buy her a child cause that’s how he thinks money works?

Or does he mean he will give one of his children?

There is no good implication.

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Given how many women he's knocked up, and the way he talks about it, I'm about 95% sure he's got a breeding kink that he's using his fame and money to act it out in real life. 🤮

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