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A bit of sadness (lemmy.world)
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[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, Jenny's out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover...

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Also is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you?!!!!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server

“Sir, you can’t come back here!”

“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A few hours later:

"No, this is not Jenny, Sir."

"Sir‽"

"Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!"

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, Jenny's out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover...

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago

This maybe a joke here, but if you have been in a cruise, you know how good it feels to get to your table and the server is already bringing you choice of beverage and maybe even the appetizer you always order.

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Well Jenny has no idea you need more tea. Now. Not when you are almost finished eating. I don’t want a to-go tea, I want tea refreshed while I’m eating. I also don’t want an entirely new glass of tea, I want my current glass refilled with tea AND ice. Don’t bring me iced tea without ice. That is all. 🫤

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 31 points 1 month ago

One time one of the cooks at the BK I go to for lunch a lot recognized an error the person at the counter had made on my order. It made me happy that someone gave enough of a shit about me to remember my order but also made me think I'm probably going too often.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

Most absolute american X ever

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Naw, the movie with Edward Norton.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

That was such a terrible, awesome scene.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Absolutely agree. Apparently it’s been cut from some of the newer releases. Fuck that, don’t sugarcoat hatred, the point of the scene is to show hatred and what it looks like for those dishing it out and those on the receiving end.

For those who haven’t seen it:

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/american-history-x-curb-stomp-scene-story/

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Death to Smoochie?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

It's an Xcretion.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Twitter was bearable, X isn't, they are not the same platform in my mind. Fuck elon, public squares have rules and he knows that.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Oh, that's cool.

No they aren't.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Everyone is so opposed to using the new terms because they feel like it gives Elon some kind of win. Personally I think using them unironically highlights the stupidity of the name.

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It is necessary to call it ex-Twitter because “X” is just a variable that needs to be filled in.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Also the X.org foundation had the same name and logo for so much longer.

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I worry about those guys. Musk could just decide he wants to send a mountain of lawyers at them if he got a bee in his bonnet about it.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

It is more that we don't care how businesses decide to call themselves.

They can rebrand as much as they want to try and get rid of their bad image. But we'll remember what they did, and remind them every time we use their old name.

I still call it Facebook as well.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That's not exactly a good example, as Facebook is still called Facebook.

[-] petrol_sniff_king 3 points 1 month ago

In what way. I've never put my hand over a hot stove to prove how stupid it would be to do that.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I had no idea what was meant until I saw the reply above.

[-] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Jenny should have put pivot positions on her orders before heading off to break.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

I have never ever even once known what a waiter or waitress's name was, are people asking their names or something?

That's creepy to say the least

[-] WarTowel@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I've had servers say "I'm so and so and I'll be your server this evening" but it's gone from my brain the moment they walk away

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

Ah I see it's probably a tipping culture thing

[-] flerp@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Interacting with another human being as it they were a human being instead of a servant bringing you food is creepy?

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I almost always try to use the servers name if I can. it's better than just hey you or excuse me IMO. I have no idea why calling someone by their name would be creepy.

[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

if you wanna feel special go to a higher end restaurant where they don’t “auction” food. But even they use food runners. This actually lets the waiter give you more personal time ya dummy.

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