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I'd like to point out that MOST SHIRTS with text on them have it over where the boobs would be, regardless of what that texts says

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Bits, I assume

I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

They wanted to

The Expanse is fantastic, I recommend the book series it's based off of as well

Sam in the Stardew Valley live action film adaptation?

I think you meant Akitas, but it autocorrected. The doge dog is actually a Shiba Inu, which are much smaller than Akitas