Wait, it purged the entire ecosystem except trout, so what are the trout eating? Don't tell me we now have nuclear powered fish, the implications are terrifying. What happens if you're bitten by a radioactive trout? Do we get troutman, the superhero we neither want, need or deserve?
Maybe we do deserve it
Added bonus: you don't have to cook them! They're pre-treated!
Finally, some fresh water sashimi I won't regret eating.
Trout population before spill: zero
Trout population after spill: believe it or not, still zero
This just raises so many more questions...
Reminds me of the funghi in Chernobyl that photosynthesise nuclear radiation.
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