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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago

Me an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.

Have a treat, Crunchy.

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

You leave Gordito out of this!

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Ours:

Rocket (F) - Age 10

Keanu (M) - 8

Lorelei (F) - 2

Willow (F) - 4 months

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

They're all adorable!

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Are the last two named after characters from "The Devil Came Through Here" trilogy?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Lorelei:

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lorelei-German-legend

Willow was my wife's choice, not sure where she got it.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago

chalupa do go hard though

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 27 points 2 months ago

My boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

Soup... Tomato Soup

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

my cat's true name is whatever I come up with in the moment

  • kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
  • bungus
  • bungle
  • baby cat
  • snoozer/sleepyhead
[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yup and the most important names, the ones that he responds to, are psp-psp-psp and ti-ti-ti.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My cat's name is Elliot because he's got a mustache like the Mr. Robot mask, but I call him Admiral Derpits, Mingus, Ferbles, or Murface the Furface on a Surface

[-] wittyshizard@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Yeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and cat breed.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.

Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Mothers' maiden names are so crazy and random too, don't you think?

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

My girl cat was named GirlCat.

[-] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Hey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

My girl cat’s shortened name is bean, and I often call her black bean burrito (the other one’s food name is banana, because it rhymes with Rayla)

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure you understand how rhyming works

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago

Good ones maybe, but I never said it was one of those :)

[-] Copythis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 2 months ago

My cat Neth'Sin the Ethereal Tormentor laughs at your modern goddesses.

[-] g0zer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

And here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 months ago

Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat... 🤔

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

My cats are named after a tattoo, an encoding system and a movie character.

[-] cheet@infosec.pub 12 points 2 months ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Heh, good guesses.

Maze (because I have a maze, actually a labyrinth, tattooed on my back and she's stripey).

Hex (short for hexadecimal, but the pagans I used to date preferred to think otherwise).

Ripley (you can probably extrapolate for this one).

edit: line breaks.

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ah, the Elon Musk children naming system.

[-] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

How is this so accurate?

We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I just named a cat that got dumped at my work Johnny. It's a girl cat. Oops.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Mmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I know a boy cat named Apollo

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Some of us name our boy cats after Arby's menu items. That's how Double Roast Beef Sandwich got his name.

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Our girl cat is named Maki because she's small. Girls get food names too.

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Whatever naming convention works for you Danny, so long as you heed your masters’ call.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

My kitty Athena agrees. My kitty Nova does not (both girls). But the mentality is the same: respectable names that convey greatness. Because they fucking rock.

[-] MantisTobogganMD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

my girl cat is named after a song about cigarettes

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