I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.
I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."
I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.
Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.
Or he did more than just fart
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