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The specific thing you spend the most time doing instead of the actual job you're being paid to do is your new profession. What's your new job title? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by TheLameSauce@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

VR game level designer. Neat!

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.

Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[-] borrina@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

I’m a nanny! 😄

[-] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Dad

[-] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[-] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 2 points 3 months ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

[-] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Code talker?

[-] Silentiea 1 points 3 months ago

I mostly proofread serialized web fiction, but I dabble in social media.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Nazi Hunter.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Fucking-off Engineer.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!

[-] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

Professional Factory Idle eSports

[-] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

either driver or student.

[-] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

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