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jd vance (lemmy.ml)
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[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 191 points 3 months ago

Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.

Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 79 points 3 months ago

it's not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it's the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\

republicans aren't saying anything because they're too busy racisting his non-white wife

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Can I make fun of him for how poorly he's wearing it? Honestly, he ain't wearing it. It's wearing him.

[-] tiefling 5 points 3 months ago

It's the most basic eyeliner. Doesn't even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He ain't got the confidence to rock it like a real man.

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 3 months ago
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Yeah this is the guy going after people who wear make up. So I'm absolutely going to make fun of him wearing way too much.

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I agree he’s a piece of shit, so why not make fun of the things he’s a piece of shit for and not “lol he’s a BOY who wears MAKEUP and is mean to other BOYS who wear MAKEUP!” It’s a bad look for a group of people who don’t want to be, you know, bigots.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Okay but that's pretty reductionist.

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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

That's… not how any of this works. With that logic, any gay person can just say "yo, you can be homophobic, I consent".

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

As a gay person, I disagree

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

…okay? If you're alone with other people, you can tell them that you're fine with them being homophobic. But in a public space, you're not the only gay person, and just because it's okay for you doesn't mean it's okay for everyone, so you can't just say that it's okay.

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[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sigh…

Seconded

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge

NONE

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him. Everything else about this guy is absolute dogshit. DeSantis was destroyed by his own base for using heel shoes. It would be funny if Vance got annihilated by MAGA for being a "makeup wearing soyboy" and not being an empty vessel for corruption and political donors who will say and do anything for power

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Idk I find all the memes mocking closeted or queer presenting republicans for being closeted or queer presenting pretty gross. A bunch of people who are suffering because they can’t be out is sad, not funny, to me. Even if those people suck. I can still hate the parts that suck and feel sympathy for the parts that don’t.

[-] modeler@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It is terribly sad - they must live in a world of hurt.

However so many of these people actively try to hurt LGBTQ+ and trans people by inciting hate and changing laws to harm the non-straight. In particular they have been preaching that being gay/trans equates to being a child molester. This is horrific and needs to stop. Exposing the hypocrisy is essential to reducing the harm they are inflicting to real people right now

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fine, then mock them for being hypocrites. So much of the criticism is shit like the Grindr search volume in Milwaukee. What’s the joke - a bunch of gay people came to Milwaukee? They can’t be out? They aren’t who you’d think you were? It’s not funny if you apply it to some other group. It wouldn’t be funny if Republicans made the same comment about the DNC convention.

If you want to mock someone for being a hypocrite, mock them for being a hypocrite. JD Vance sucks in part because he’s a hypocrite, because he wears makeup while criticizing people who don’t adhere to gender norms. To just criticize the makeup alone is not good enough to expose the hypocrisy.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Take your smug self righteousness and give it to someone who deserves it. This piece of shit would attack anyone who claims that he wears makeup even though he does. It’s not about the makeup. It’s about the turd that’s wearing the makeup

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Then make fun of the turd and not the makeup? There’s plenty to make fun of. Why are you mad that you don’t get to be a bigot even when the target of your bigotry is a piece of shit?

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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 months ago

With eyes like that, this guy could fuck any couch he wanted

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I love that we are firing back with stupid shit like this. The right has gotten away with it for way too fucking long, and too many people have spent too much time answering every false accusation. About time fascist fuckweasels had to do the same.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Wait are you telling me he didn't fuck a couch?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

"five years" what happened 6 years ago?

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[-] katja 32 points 3 months ago

His whole look is very not butch. That beard is very well groomed and his hair is immaculate. His skin also looks very cared for. I do believe his dear papa may have been a lumberjack.

Nothing wrong with that of course, but I think he would be a lot happier if he just embraced it, poor thing.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

That's because he's not a hillbilly. He grew up in Ohio and went to Yale. His grandparents were from Appalachia, so he calls himself a hillbilly- and uses a bunch of bullshit stereotypes about Appalachia while doing it.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

There is hillbilly Ohio. Huntington is just across the border and even in Columbus you get a lot of refugees from Appalachia, including my girlfriend. But he’s from fucking Middletown. I’m from the Dayton area with a grandparent who grew up in West Virginia myself, but given that one of my partners grew up in part in rural Tennessee, and even my ex in Lexington was far more Appalachian than I could ever be, I understand that I’m not someone who can claim this.

What gets to me is how Middletown does give him a sob story. It’s been hit hard by the decline of the rust belt. Like, it’s rough by Dayton standards. But he doesn’t want to acknowledge that the money ghouls destroyed his home state

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

That said, there are well-groomed, eyeshadow wearing straight men. Just look at Travis McElroy. No need to start putting people into boxes based on appearance.

But it would be nice if he weren’t a complete asswipe trying to put people into boxes.

[-] VerilyFemme 18 points 3 months ago

Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there weren't anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, if he was a progressive I’d be proud to have a senator confident enough in himself to dress like that to work. Instead I’m ashamed because of his actions

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago

Two guys who have clearly altered their physical appearances with makeup: "NOOOOOOOO MEN MUST BE MANLY"

Shame they're fuckin hypocrites

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It's not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!

At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I've never fucked a couch! It would've made the vacuum jealous.

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

nice flex haha

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

He’s a homosectional.

[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's couch fucking.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

It's actually Mountain Dew.

[-] Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] NRay7882@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I see a sexy fem-Riker. Or maybe it's a catgirl.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

My wife's bras can probably fit him.

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