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Jeff's magic money machine
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Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer
Charity, but if it counts as gifting then just invest it? One day, 100M, and that's it, you bought stocks, it's not money anymore
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Overpay for Monero.
The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.
This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.
I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.
If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.
I think that wouldn't quite count as an expense as it sounds more like simple currency exchange, similar to trading 100m dollars for 90 million euros.
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Just buy Nvidia DGX machines and make your own AWS.
Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.
Seems pretty easy, buy 100mil of gold bullion. It's around 3100 lb (1400kg) and is relatively small. I think you could hit it under a bed or couch or two. Probably fit it into a couple awkward corners in your closet. Use one as a paper weight.
I like this one because, even though it's a hypothetical, I always think these scenarios are going to involve me getting shafted somehow and it turns out they never had that billion and they just wanted you to experience having 100 mil for a short time so you know how much you lost and laugh while watching you piss it all away on things you didn't even necessarily want.
Your way has a nice insurance policy to it if they weren't good for the billion.
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where's my money?
Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?
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