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submitted 1 month ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!

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[-] immutable@lemm.ee 60 points 1 month ago

I think it’s a shame that when we figured out skyscrapers we didn’t start doing that with the dead. Catacombs in the sky reaching to the heavens.

I’m gonna go pay my respects to grandma she’s in the towns bonescraper. Smash cut to a giant tower made of skeletons.

Aliens come down to that kind of society, they’d want to party with us because that’s metal as fuck

[-] Daze@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

When I die please arrange my remains on the Bonescraper in the essence of a skeletal gargoyle ty

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

could you imagine a skyscraper of coffins & skeletons collapsing? LOL would be fucking nuts

[-] cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Have a big reservoir at the bottom that collects all the water runoff and uses it for the city water supply.

Bone water. Yummy.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

But then you delve too deep and it's balrogs, innit?

[-] KlavKalashj@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Only if the delving is also greedy

[-] lud@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Not wanting to expand the cemetery or build more cemeteries is likely an economic incentive so it could be argued by the balrogs that it was greed.

[-] remote_control_conor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You win this round, Balrog. You win.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 month ago

That's called a mass grave

What are you up to?

[-] ohmyiv@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

What are you up to?

Their knees in bodies. OP needs to start their plan before they drown.

[-] piecat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Or a catacomb

[-] Bougie_Birdie 29 points 1 month ago

That might make it difficult to visit the remains of a loved one, but I suppose you can just chuck your flowers in the pit and eventually they'll work their way down.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I think cremation or donation to science should be mandatory. you can still visit a grave, just a smaller urn. or set them free in their favorite spot, turned into a tree, diamond, etc. a 3x6 foot plot of land that is now useless is stupid in my opinion. at least going to science they can learn more and train new talent.

[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

When I die, I want my body donated to a university astrophysics lab. I'm either going to space or getting blown up trying!

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The best is to return the dead to nature.

What do you do with the displaced dirt?

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago
[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Feed the homeless. /s

[-] kholby@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What do they do with it now? OP's death tunnel is being filled back in with dirt and coffins, so there should be 1 coffin's worth of displaced dirt per body, the same as with current burial practices.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Combine this with the worlds deepest goldmine and we have a winner.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Forbidden tiramisu

[-] finley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have always thought it extremely strange that we bury our dead.

edit: i find it even more strange that several people are responding as if this practice is still necessary.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

It's a safe and reliable way to dispose of a corpse that might be diseased, will smell bad as it decomposes, and would certainly attract scavengers if left lying around. The same goes for cremation, it really just depends on local custom.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i feel it necessary to remind you that it's 2024 (CE, not BCE), and you're using a computer to communicate on a global telecommunications network which runs on electricity and digital information.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

What?!?? I just tap my finger on the glowy thinking rock and demons/faye/angels take my messages to other people's thinking rocks and bring me their responses. I don't believe in all that 'electricity' witchcraft!

Seriously, yes burial uses a fair bit of space, which is part of the reason cremation is increasing in popularity in many places. Even with burials though, many graveyards reuse plots after some number of years, once the previous body has decomposed to save space. For those wanting a more ecologically friendly method than cremation, there's the option of resomation too.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

If you think about it it is not strange at all, it is maybe one of the very early things that differentiated us from animals. We have a concept of death and time, future and loss. We mourn our dead. And I strongly believe that all the rituals that we have established are not meant for the dead but in fact serve the living. It is a way to cope with the loss of a person. And with the ever same ways - casket, flowers, music, burying - we give the mourning something to do and get distracted so that they don't lose themselves in the sadness. It feels "right" because it feels familiar, everyone does it this way. You don't have to reinvent the wheel every time someone dies. How to cope, and how to get rid of the body? Well, there is a societal playbook for that.

There was a dude here on lemmy who actually specialized in American death rites. I think he stopped using lemmy though because of too much negativity, I think people commenting how stupid it is that we don't just trash our dead on a post was his tipping point. Which is a freaking shame because it sounds like he knew some really fascinating things.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

lots of animals mourn their dead, even ritualistically. humans aren't special in that way. not to mention that, even among humans, burying the dead is not the only practice. many cultures practice marine burials (dumping the corpse in a body of water), or, more popularly, cremation. many carry out these manners of disposal with no ritual at all.

Grief and mourning don't necessitate a burial. other manners of corpse disposal can allow those who remain to process grief, and some can even provide a location for family and friends to visit in memorium.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, I see, your main issue is specifically with the burying? I assumed you had a problem with any kind of disposal that is not literally using the body for fuel/resources or just trashing it.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

yeah, i understand why humans used to do it long ago. but, nowadays, it's just a huge waste of valuable space which could be put to far better use. used to live near a gigantic cemetery, and whenever i passed it, all i could think of is what a lovely park it would make, or some affordable housing, perhaps.

[-] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Why let all that meat go to waste?

[-] finley@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

i was thinking, "fuel," but whatever

[-] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well damn, now I want to start the world's first corpse-fired power plant

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Leaving a carcass in the wild would attract scavengers and spread disease, which is prevented by inhumation. Cremation is also an option but requires a large amount of fuel. In early and prehistoric cultures, inhumation was the easy option.

Edit: to add to this, I read something on how the first "burials" were just piling rocks on top of the dead body, primarily to ward off scavengers. So, aside from honoring the dead, burial and cremation have a practical purpose as well.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Mass grave. But if you mean something like that underground bike storage in the Netherlands, than if could be done and would need expanding every so often or have the tombstones moved somewhere else

[-] yol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Go a step further and install every layer of coffins into I big vertical conveyor belt and you can rotate it around to get the next level once one gets too full.

[-] AllYourSmurf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That’s one heck of a shower thought!

[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Na, too wasteful. Instead, just cement everyone into one of those concrete arches that tunnel boring machines poop out behind them and turn those corpses into tunnels. You still get to be buried but you're also doing something useful in death!

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That would create weak concrete in the exact place you absolutely do not want weak concrete.

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