Instead of building homes, I destroy them... So same trade, different step.

Traumatise people.

Could be fun for a while!

I become a Asset Liability Mismanagement specialist.

My job is to devise an investment strategy and corresponding pension benefit structure that maximises the chance that the pension fund runs out of money before all pensions are paid, and does so as quickly as possible while taking as much risk as possible.

So basically what pension schemes did in the 80s and 90s.

I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

I'm now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.

I break bones...

I guess my job is everything.

Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.

I decommission computers with a very efficient inventory and documentation system.

Having.a job instead of waiting for the next quarter of college. As to what the job is, couldn't tell you.

I'm sitting at home with PTSD from deployment instead of working, so the opposite would be me working without PTSD. That would be great, where do I sign?

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

Visit people's houses and take their food.

I do not sell software. Don’t install it. If you try to anyway and have questions, I will provide instructions on how to completely fuck your integration up.

I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.

What do I do....

A super hierarchical and meaningless job in a big company, for which I'm well-paid. I have a lot of colleagues and I hate them. I have no right to initiative and strict but quiet schedules.

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

I cause massive amounts of damage and disorder within local school systems.

I am now an oil baron.

I guess now I ensure that hot water heaters will explode?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWmONHipVo&pp=ygUfbXl0aGJ1c3RlcnMgd2F0ZXIgaGVhdGVyIHJvY2tldA%3D%3D

I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.

I sit and listen while old people complain about music all day.

I'm a pastor who rails on the demonic music of today.

I take warriors and train them to integrate into the real world.

I don't make false promises anymore. I'm free.

I become a professional hotel critic.

Farmer.

I destroy media that large scale companies collect for various purposes.

I destroy things instead of creating them.

I go buy stuff!

I follow disabled people around for hours, doing everything in my power to make life less convenient for them.