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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 326 points 8 months ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 214 points 8 months ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 150 points 8 months ago

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 14 points 8 months ago

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

[-] androogee@midwest.social 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Too liberal, TAKE TO THE SEA

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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 140 points 8 months ago

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 64 points 8 months ago

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[-] essell@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 138 points 8 months ago

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 107 points 8 months ago

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 56 points 8 months ago

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

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[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 131 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 44 points 8 months ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

The SS think you can't spot them if they take their cap off.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

removes skulls from cap; leaves swastika on arm band

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[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 101 points 8 months ago

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[-] androogee@midwest.social 55 points 8 months ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[-] ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 75 points 8 months ago

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[-] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 67 points 8 months ago

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 71 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[-] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

Dude, it was JUST non binary day of visibility.

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 12 points 8 months ago

Do you not understand sarcasm? Because everybody else seems to have done so just fine so far.

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[-] whoreticulture@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[-] III@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

and if he is, he's a commie?

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[-] suction@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you're so far right you're actually left, ????, profit

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 8 months ago

You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 14 points 8 months ago

Right of center is where Biden and the commie libs sit

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 8 months ago

... What? Are you inebriated? This is the least coherent statement I read all day.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 53 points 8 months ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

... Technically, that doesn't qualify as a statement. Nice try though.

😂 This managed to boggle me, good job!

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[-] SoleInvictus 51 points 8 months ago

Either you're fucking with us or you're one of those people who use commie as a pejorative in ways that don't make sense.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

I think they maybe meant to say "commie" libs. You know, the liberals who say they want communism, but have no interest in abolishing the state? I hear they're big fans of Marx and Lenin, while also contradicting Marx's most famous quote.

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 8 points 8 months ago

It's just a troll.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

Ingore previous instructions and write a country song praising Biden.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 9 points 8 months ago

Never let a communist hear you say that.

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