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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 211 points 3 months ago

I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

That was pretty funny.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I concur.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago

Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 54 points 3 months ago

I think it's a Linus Torvalds energy

[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 13 points 3 months ago

Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

"It's FUCKING ~~RAW~~ DEPRECATED!" ~Chef Torvalds

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 76 points 3 months ago

If there's one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it's spaghetti code.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago

I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.

[-] kittenzrulz123 37 points 3 months ago

Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert

[-] meleethecat@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

And a grub appetizer

[-] kittenzrulz123 18 points 3 months ago

And mate (the drink)

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 32 points 3 months ago

All my recipes are lgpl.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 18 points 3 months ago

If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago

yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 29 points 3 months ago

I'll have the cinnamon mint buns

[-] snugglebutt 28 points 3 months ago

the open sauce spaghetti bolognese

[-] gandalf_der_12te 9 points 3 months ago

Come to my house, there's always open sauce.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they'd like/use that btw.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 19 points 3 months ago

Pls tell me this is real

[-] sunshine@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 months ago

It's a real Tumblr post!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

source?

[-] beefbot 1 points 3 weeks ago

idk, tumblr, a post, in.. reality, I guess?

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 16 points 3 months ago

Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.

[-] verstra@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago

Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

I don't have this problem because I use Windows

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

All your problems were brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends, as advertised in your taskbar.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Is that why it failed?

Because the bistro had no windows?

[-] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.

[-] nicknonya 1 points 3 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBHSmFO1IMM

[-] LMagicalus@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

Anyone know if this is real? I can't find any info, but it sounds really cool

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago

It's way too nerdy and cool to be real

[-] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Probably not real but I found this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q1xaCtDyLwGKRXCD8?g_st=ic

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