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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 273 points 1 year ago

Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Flying Squid doing the Lord's Work again

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 161 points 1 year ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Best I can do is a grazed ear.

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Dead of soul & mind, only. Damn the hope I had before seeing this is a shitpost.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 86 points 1 year ago

Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

[-] hahattpro@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago
[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 27 points 1 year ago
[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

You’re never gonna give that one up hey

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.

[-] vistencluse@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

I don't know if it's just because it's cropped but I love how the context doesn't even clarify that he isn't actually dead lol

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

That's the joke.

He's not physically dead.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.

To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

[-] kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org 44 points 1 year ago

If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

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[-] nintendiator@feddit.cl 42 points 1 year ago

Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

[-] malfisya@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

Glorious community added context

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it's definitely real. Shit...

Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Fuck you for getting me excited

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 21 points 1 year ago

This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.

[-] ulph@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You people are vile, wishing someone to be dead.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

In context, it's a joke about how Elon removed protections against misinformation, not about wishing death on him. The joke only works if you know he's alive.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The joke only works if people have a semblance of a sense of humor. That can be rare hearabouts sometimes.

[-] ulph@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It was more of a reaction to the comments than the original post tho.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Then you should have made it an actual response to those comments.

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[-] abbiistabbii 37 points 1 year ago

Ok ok ok, I'm going to lay this out for you.

Elon Musk wants people like me dead. They cannot be convinced otherwise and be giving them the time of day to try convince them not to kill me is, genuinely, a waste of time. They have made up their mind and believe that I am irredeemable.

His ideology itself is a declaration of the will to kill people, this isn't a case of "his opinion", his ideology in itself declares people like me unworthy of a happy, healthy and full life.

Wishing harm upon people like these is an act of self defense, not an act of wanton cruelty.

[-] SkyeStarfall 33 points 1 year ago

They want me dead so, I'm just giving them the same courtesy

[-] ulph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Then you're no better than them I guess 🤷‍♂️

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I have killed 50 people in my basement"

"I think that guy is irredeemable and should be put to death"

You: these people are the same

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

You should go to the places where people want others dead for how they were born, not the fact that they cause massive suffering, and tell them that.

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[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 18 points 1 year ago

If it makes you feel better, I wish I were dead too 👍 This world would be better off without some people, some people would be better off without this world 🤷

[-] BluJay320 16 points 1 year ago

Don’t care, didn’t ask

Plus, you’re a dipshit

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[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Paradox of tolerance motherfucker.

Look it up

[-] ulph@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's a paradox alright. Are you supposed to be one of the tolerant? Can't tell.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Tolerance is a social contract. People who practice intolerance are not owed anything.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tolerance is the norm Only if everyone else is. Didn't you fucking read it

[-] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's the whole point of the paradox. Tolerance requires being intolerant to those who are intolerant. If someone won't be tolerant of gay people, you shouldn't be tolerant of them.

To put it more simply, tolerance is a two way street. If you aren't tolerant of someone, then you shouldn't be surprised when they and their loved ones are intolerant of you. If you're going to hate gay people, don't expect gay people and those who support gay people to like you.

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Despite getting three reports I won't take action against Ulph. They don't seem to be a troll. I don't believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It seems like this community isn't as peaceloving as they made it out to be. It seems like the lines are fading.

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