you might be the sweetest peach on the tree but I don't fucking like peaches
I love fucking peaches
that's cool but I think most people prefer to eat them
Gross
that's what i thought
It might taste alittle different at this point.
Moving to the country, gonna fuck a lot of peaches
I dreamed about you, womaaaan
I like making a cobbler with peaches and strawberries mixed together
it's just eating a straight peach that I don't like. it's not good enough to justify the mess, and my autism doesn't like biting through the furry skin. canned peaches, and any pastry made with peaches, I will eat all day long.
Have you tried gay peaches instead?
I have not. what state do those come from
Have you tried getting them out in Georgia?
yeah I drive through twice a year
All these replies and not a single POTUSA reference. Shameful.
I don't get it
Peaches come from a can.
They were put there by a man
I'm really glad I found my weirdo and that I was her "He's weird 😍"
Same. How I ever found a lady who enthusiastically listens while I talk about my weird interests I'll never know. We're lucky dudes.
Heartache.
Mood
Weird > boring
Your boring is somebody else’s chill. Your weird is somebody else’s spaz.
"She's weird" is a prerequisite for me.
That's cool, but they must be incredibly lucky to find each other.
Yeah, but 'Ew, he's creepy 🤮😟😐" doesn't have an 'Aw he's creepy 🤗😊☺️'.
Three words. Edward scissors hands.
That's a fictional character.
Most people on social media are
Depends, "creepy" has been so over-used in some circles that it can mean anything someone doesn't find attractive. Like being a bit weird.
Definitely the latter for me.
Finally somebody says it.
Embrace the oddity, embrace the weirdness.
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