Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?
I'm pretty sure this was consensual.
My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.
Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?
Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.
I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol
Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?
Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?
because of WOKE
"I PAID FOR THE SHIT, LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.
Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate
Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?
Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!
Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.
I guess it's a good thing she didn't have to taste it, then.
Butt chugging doesn't require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.
Maybe it's the funnel
Only one way to find out. Shots shots shots
Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO's butt
The funnel gets 86'd
What does this mean?
86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.
I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.
I.e. kicking someone out of a bar
Is this his first Rodeo?
Did no one proof read this statement?
I am assuming it’s fake.
I don't see anything wrong with it. What's the issue?
‘We are committed to maintain the highest standards…’
And ‘support’ is capitalised in the last sentence for no reason.
There’s two things wrong with their statement.
Keep it in the bedroom kids!
Of course it's in fucking waycross
Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.
Frozen or on-the-rocks?
Frozen, or in-the-rumps?
Obviously it has to be frozen.
how would she boof rocks
Shouldn’t it be “up her butt” now down? 🍋🟩
Gotta gravity feed with liquids in an open system like a funnel. An enema bag is a system you can apply pressure to regardless of gravity, so up or down with it. And then there's solid things, which get taken in also regardless of gravity and are why you need a flared base; anything without one is just a suppository.
Wow, tysm! TIL! 🍑
It should be up, yeah?
Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?
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