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Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!

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[-] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago

""[It's] utterly ridiculous," Robert Bauman, a Milwaukee City Alderman who proposed adding guns to that city ordinance, told ABC News. "I mean, I could just picture this image of somebody coming up to the entry point with, you know, an AR-15 strapped over one shoulder, a long rifle over another, and two pistols in his belt, and the cops asking him, 'You got any tennis balls?'"

^^I would pay money to see that scene^^

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 19 points 4 months ago

Which one of you lemmings in Milwaukee gonna go show off your 2nd amendment rights? Leave the tennis balls at home, tho!

[-] krelvar@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago

Cut a hole in the tennis ball, stick it on the muzzle of your AR-15 and call it a silencer. Bet you could smuggle in a number of tennis balls that way

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

What if my dog is my silencer?

[-] PyroNeurosis 9 points 4 months ago

As long as you've accounted for point-of-impact shift and paid your $200 tax, you're good to go.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

No, I will not and this Davey Crockett tactical nuke in my home museum agrees.

This is a Wasteland 2 joke I do not have a tactical nuke, a silencer, or even a working gun. I do have a 100 plus year old broken revolver though.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Never block your muzzle or you risk a "Bugs Bunny".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlfGZ7AU5Cs

[-] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

That’s disappointing that tennis balls will not be allowed. Do the people with walkers coat check them in with there guns?

[-] Zak@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

No. They don't have to coat check the guns.

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

If they’re going to allow guns in the RNC, I hope they at least manage to round up a handful of competent secret service agents, if that still exists.

[-] Darukhnarn@feddit.de 49 points 4 months ago

Im fine with republicans getting the secret detail they deserve.

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

No, that’s not okay. People killing politicians to advance a political agenda is chaos writ large. It cannot be allowed to happen.

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago

While I concur that assassination has no place in a functional democracy; if Hitler had been assassinated during WW2 it would have surely been chaotic for Germany. Therein lies the question: is chaos inherently worse than an actively unjust order?

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

You can play all the theoretical moral games you want. Political assassinations of leaders is madness.

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

But ethically better then war, or letting them harm the vulnerable

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[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Everyone in Hitler's orbit was just as hateful as he was. But in many cases, they were smarter and less insane. Killing Hitler could have easily made WW2 a lot worse for everyone. What if you assassinated Hitler only to cause the Nazis to win?

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Maybe. Maybe it would have accelerated the decline of the third reich. It's impossible to know and fruitless to theorize about.

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[-] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Of course it can't. Unless they are dumb enough to let the whole crowd be armed. At that point you just can't fix stupid. After all, in this case it is vigilante justice really. Since he is a convicted felon. But I suspect he will be behind bulletproof glass or something.

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

You’re probably right that Trump will be behind bulletproof glass, but the threat of a domestic terrorist attack there did just go up about a thousand percent.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

They aren't allowing them in the RNC, that's the hard perimeter established by the SS.

The soft perimeter surrounding that is where they allow guns but not tennis balls.

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

That abbreviation is kinda unlucky, ...you know

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 4 months ago

but tennis balls will not

Are they worried that Ryoma Hoshi might be real?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

My life is being infected with DRv3.

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[-] mokus 23 points 4 months ago

This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The restriction on tennis balls is apparently a city restriction that pre-dates the attempt so... 🤔🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤔

[-] mokus 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

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[-] vegeta@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

I want the right to bare balls

[-] Contravariant@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Not sure if that's what's meant by 'open carry'

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[-] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 21 points 4 months ago

They should be allowed inside the venue. After all, gun free zones are a big problem.

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

I wonder what would happen if someone drove by one of those places and played bullet sounds on their ghetto blaster...

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Or the sounds of a tennis match

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[-] Today@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I took a golf ball to the forehead off a tee box. That wasn't fun.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Republican events and rallies are the one place I support as many guns as possible being there.

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

They should live their values.

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago

trump is a World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Famer

Odds are they are terrified that people will toss a tennis ball around the same way people tossed a beach ball around to "protest" Super Roman (... while making sure to buy every available ticket).

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

How about a loaded soup-can gauge shotgun?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

You kid, but the 2 gauge (not a typo!) "Punt Gun" was a thing! Used for shooting mass numbers of ducks and geese!

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

both these guys were deaf shortly after firing this

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure this photo was just for scale, the normal use case was mounted in a small boat or "Punt".

But geeze... these pictures...

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[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

This sounds like a Monty Python sketch or something. It's just so absurdist.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Please proceed

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago

But what if my tennis ball is a gun? Which law overrides the other?

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[-] sudo42@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!

They consider tennis balls to be raquetball furries.

[-] thirstyhyena@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Are 4G/5G phones allowed? Because those can fry your brain.

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