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Gotta work out on the regular
(lemmy.ml)
Calisthenics and stretches so I'm nice and limber before I scoop ice cream!
Scooping ice cream, eh? Gonna have sore muscles all over my body for a week
No pain, no gain!
I laid down on a park bench wrong and threw out my back...
My brother pulled something in his neck and back because he sneezed in the middle of the night.
Wait until you sleep with the wrong pillow
It'll feel like you fell out of a building the night before